Album: TBA
Released: February 9, 2014
From: Hairspray
Sung by: Libretta Holland
Solos: Libretta
Place: The April Rhodes Civic Pavillion
Episode: Auditions
 Cooties is a song originally from Hairspray. It was sung by Libretta Holland in the fifth episode of the first season, Auditions.


Nessa Anderson, this is for you.
They came from way far out, outer space.
And with her help they may destroy the human race.

She's got cooties, cooties.
They've found a place to nest.
She's got cooties, cooties.
If I were her I'd be depressed.

Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs.
"Eww, get 'em away from me, get 'em away from me ... ewww!!"
In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell.
Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell

She's got cooties, cooties.
Nobody wants to sit by her.
She's got cooties, cooties.
She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur.

Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot.
Hurry, get your cootie shot.
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out.

She's got cooties, cooties.
She's just as friendly as can be.
She's got cooties, cooties.
She'll show them cootie hospitality.
She's got cooties, cooties.
She's like a living twilight zone.
She's got cooties, cooties.
Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone.

Black, white, red, green every colour in between.
Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down.
Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too.
And that's for you


Cooties-Hairspray-Official Broadway 2002 Cast01:32

Cooties-Hairspray-Official Broadway 2002 Cast


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