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Episode Eight: ARTPrism
Season One, Episode Eight
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First Aired April 28, 2014
Written By Hinton
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ARTPrism is the eighth episode of the first season of Glee: A New Generation.

When feuding reaches an all time high in New Directions Angel decides to take a page out of Mr. Schuester's book and make a feud face off, by doing another Katy's versus Gaga's competition.

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Episode Eight: ARTPRismEdit

“I still can’t believe we won Sectionals!” Riley squealed as she entered the auditorium

“No thanks to you though, Katy” Libretta snarled

“Katy? My name’s Riley” Riley raised an eyebrow

“Oh, I know what your name is I just have artists for ALL members, see you’re what I like to call a Katy Perry. Sweet, innocent, no stage presence and pretty much mediocre when you sing” Libretta grinned “Whereas your little girlfrie-”

“She’s not my girlfriend” Riley cut Libretta off

“Fine… Sally The Ragdoll, she’s an Amy Lee, theatrical, dark, all eyes on her and strong vocals”

“Really?” Riley scoffed “Who are you then?”

“I’m a Beyoncé. Queen, flawless, commands the stage and goddess like vocals” Riley just stood there staring at Libretta, trying so hard not to laugh 

“I actually say you’re more of a Rebecca Black sweetheart” Dmitri said as he, Valerie and Daniel joined the group

“Well… If it isn’t Gaga, Christina Perri and Adam Lambert” Libretta smiled

“You know Gaga is flawless and that’s why I’m her” Dmitri glared

“No. I was thinking more the whole “She has a dick” controversy” Libretta laughed

“Oh HELL no!” Dmitri yelled lunging for the girl, Valerie and Daniel quickly held him back

“Face it losers with out me and Kendra you would’ve lost Sectionals to those convicted prostitutes” Libretta snarled

“Excuse me? I’m just as valuable!” McKenzie snarled

“Puh-lease! Your rendition of Ariana was practically like watching a Katy Perry wannabe on crack” Kendra said filing her nails until the resounding crack of McKenzie slapping her echoed around the auditorium

“You’re gonna pay for that Hummel!” Kendra snarled as she tackled McKenzie, which distracted Valerie and Daniel long enough for Dmitri to break free and tackle Libretta

“Get off me She-Man!” Libretta snarled as Dmitri pulled her ponytail

“Oh you’re going down Broadway Bitch!” Dmitri snarled after Libretta slapped him

“ENOUGH!” Angel roared as she and Sugar entered the auditorium

“She started it!” Dmitri, McKenzie, Riley and Valerie all yelled pointing at Libretta

“How did this all happen?” Sugar looked at the group disappointed

“Well she called me a Katy Perry” Riley said

“Then called me Amy Lee” Talia snarled

“Then proceeded to claim that’s she’s Beyoncé and Queen” Jason rolled his eyes

“Kendra said my solo was like watching “a Katy Perry wannabe on crack” I lost my cool and slapped her” McKenzie sighed

“Then I tackled her” Kendra looked down

“Then She-Hulk here tackled me” Libretta spat

“You know what this looks like to me?” Angel smiled at Sugar

“Chaos?” Sugar asked

“No. Katy vs Gaga week” Angel grinned

“You know I transferred by that point right?” Sugar raised an eyebrow

“Yes I know”

“Um… Excuse me, I’d hate to interrupt your tea party but… What’s Katy vs Gaga week?” Derek asked

“Exactly what the tin says” Sugar smiled

“When Principal Schuester was still teaching glee, he had us face off in a Katy vs Gaga competition. Those who identified with Katy’s sweetness and emotional performances were called “The Katys” and had to perform a Gaga song. While those who identified with Gaga’s theatricality and stage commanding performances were “The Gagas” and had to perform a Katy song. And that’s what were gonna do this week”

“REALLY!” Aspen shouted “Oh my gosh! I have the best number to start us off!”

“Okay, first let’s get the Katys and Gagas then we’ll perform your number Aspen” Sugar smiled “So, whoever thinks they’re a Gaga to the right of the stage and the Katys on the left” The kids decided and formed their teams

“Awesome so my team, Team Gaga, is Aspen, Dmitri, Valerie, Jasmine,” Angel said while Sugar wrote down who was in which team “Talia, Kendra, Libretta, McKenzie, Melissa and Daniel” 

“So that means I have, Jake, Jason, Brock, Alyssa, Angie, Riley, Jessica, Derek, Drew and Rohan as Team Katy” Sugar grinned

“Wonderful now Gagas you will perform TWO Katy numbers and one Gaga. And Katys, vice versa. Understand?” Angel smiled as the kids nodded “Awesome! Now that’s settled Aspen, your performance”

“YAY! So this is a mashup that Kendra and myself worked on for Sectionals but in the end decided against it. HIT IT!”

“Yeah. Ya'll know what it is.” Rohan announced as the group fell into place “Katy Perry. Lady G, aha. Let's rage.”

“I'll take you out tonight,” Aspen sang “Do whatever you like. Scheiße-scheiße be mine. Scheiße be mine. Scheiße be mine”

“Put on a show tonight. Do whatever you like. Scheiße-scheiße be mine. Scheiße be mine. Scheiße be mine” Brock sang

“Make me your Aphrodite. Make me your one and only. But don’t make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy” Kendra sang

“When I'm on a mission. I rebuke my condition.” Valerie said “If you're a strong female. You don't need permission.”

“Are you ready for, ready for. A perfect storm, perfect storm.” The group all sang “Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine. There’s no going back. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah.”

“Mark my words” Alyssa, Angie and Jasmine sang

“This love will make you levitate” Riley sang

“Like a bird” 

“Like a bird without a cage”

“But down to earth”

“If you choose to walk away, don’t walk away”

“Blonde high-heeled feminist enlisting femmes for this” Talia sang “Express your woman-kind. Fight for your right. Fight for your right”

“So you wanna play with magic. Boy, you should know what you're falling for. Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse” New Directions all sang as they danced with their partners “I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer. I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there. I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer. I, I wish I could be strong verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah. Oh oh oh oh oh. Verdammte scheiße, yeah.”

“You may fall in love. When you meet her. If you get the chance you better keep her. She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart. She'll turn cold as a freezer” Derek rapped

“That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armour. She can be my Sleeping Beauty” Rohan rapped “I’m gon’ put her in a coma. Woo!”

“Damn I think I love her. Shorty so bad, I’m sprung and I don’t care” Jason rapped “She ride me like a roller coaster. Turned the bedroom into a fair”

“I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I don't speak German. I, I, I, I, I, I, but I can if you like.” Dmitri sang

“So you wanna play with magic. Boy, you should know what you're falling for” New Directions

“You should know” Jessica sang

“Baby do you dare to do this? 'Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse”

“Like a dark horse”

“I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.”

“Ready for”

“I wish I could be strong without permission, yeah!

“A perfect storm”

“Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine”

“Mine”

“There’s no going back” The group finished and Sugar and Angel applauded them 

“This week is gonna be great” Sugar squealed

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“Hey guys wait up!” McKenzie called out to Dmitri and Valerie

“Oh hey McKenzie, what’s up?” Valerie smiled

“I was wondering if you guys want to do an homage with me?”

“A homage? To Gaga?” Dmitri smiled

“No, to my dad, Miss Fabray and the others who performed Bad Romance in New Directions’ first year” McKenzie grinned

“I bags being Miss Fabray!” Dmitri squealed, “She’s fabulous!”

“Okay so we just need two more people” McKenzie grinned

“A five part? I thought your dad said there was six girls and him in the glee club”

“There was, I’ve already got Aspen, plus two of the originals don’t sing so there’s no point in having seven” McKenzie smiled

“She’s logical captain” Valerie smiled at Dmitri

“Awesome I could ask Talia seen as she’s a Gaga” Dmitri grinned

“I can probably rope Jason into it” Valerie shrugged

“AWESOME! I’ll see you guys in the fashion room after school then” McKenzie squealed

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“Now that were all here I can start” McKenzie grinned as Aspen walked in

“Sorry I’m late” She sighed “It’s hard trying to get Rohan not to follow me when I’m being all secretive”

“It’s fine, now without further ado” McKenzie smiled as she pressed play on the DVD player

“Is that Miss Fabray?” Talia looked shocked

“And Mr Crawford-Hummel?” Jason cocked his head to the side

“AND MY BOSS!?” Dmitri said terrified

“Yep, back in the day New Direction Girls were made up of Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pearce and Santana Lopez… And my dad wanted to join them for Bad Romance”

“So we’re gonna be playing them?” Aspen raised an eyebrow

“No… We’re gonna pay homage to them” McKenzie smiled “Here are some possible ideas for outfits” She smiled turning on the lights and directing the group to a board

“I bags Judas!” Dmitri yelled “What? The biker leather look is hot!” The group all laughed

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“Excuse me Mrs Lopez?” Dmitri said as he walked into Santana’s office

“What do you want Blanche I’m busy” Santana snarled

“I just wanted to ask you to come along to glee club tomorrow” 

“Why on EARTH would you think I’d be interested in something as lame as glee club?” Santana spat

“Because I watched a video of you perform Bad Romance and thought you’d might like to watch our rendition of it”

“You watched… A video… of me…” Santana said shocked

“Yes, ma’am”

“Fine I’ll come and see it” Santana smiled 

“Thank you!” Dmitri grinned

“Now please leave, your perkiness is nauseating” Santana rolled her eyes

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“What am I doing here Hummel?” Quinn snapped as he led her into the auditorium

“It’s a surprise” Kurt grinned

“Whatever” Quinn rolled her eyes as she dropped into one of the seats

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Miss Quinn Fabray” Santana smirked as she walked down the aisle

“Hello Satan… Oops Santana.” Quinn grinned

“Okay ladies let’s not let the oestrogen get the better of you”

“Oh please Hummel you have more oestrogen than the both of us” Santana snarled the three stood there in silence before bursting out laughing “Oh how I’ve missed you two” Santana smiled hugging Kurt then Quinn sitting down next to her and Kurt sat down next to Santana

“Ladies and gentlemen” Aspen’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker “Welcome to our homage to the New Directions’ performance of Bad Romance” The curtains parted to show the exact set from many years earlier

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Caught in a bad romance” McKenzie sang as she stepped forward wearing the Seashell Bikini from Applause

“Huh she really is “The New Hummel”” Quinn joked

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang with the group “Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Caught in a bad romance”

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la. Want your bad romance” McKenzie sang

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la” Jason sang wearing a pair of white boxer briefs “Want your bad romance”

“I want your ugly. I want your disease.” Talia sang wearing the Fur coat look from Bad Romance

“The new Tina is damn fine” Santana quipped

“Was it this sexy when we performed it?” Kurt asked

“Oh sweet god no” Santana laughed

“I want your everything as long as it's free. I want your love,”

“Love-love-love” Talia and Jason sang

“I want your love” Jason sang

“I want your drama, the touch of your hand” Valerie sang wearing the American flag bikini from Telephone

“Hey!” McKenzie yelled

“I want your leather studded kiss in the sand. I want your love. Love-love-love, I want your love”

“Love-love-love, I want your love” Jason sang

“You know that I want you” Dmitri sang wearing the Biker Judas look “And you know that I need you. I want it bad, bad romance”

“I want your love and I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance” The group sang

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang

“I want your love and all your lover's revenge. You and me could write a bad romance”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang with the group “Caught in a bad romance. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Caught in a bad romance”

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la. Want your bad romance” Jason sang as the group formed a line with Aspen at the front

“I want your horror. I want your design.” Aspen sang wearing her Ruffled Jumpsuit look from Paparazzi “'Cause your a criminal as long as your mine. I want your love”

“Love-love-love” Aspen and Jason sang

“I want your love” Jason sang

“I want your psycho, your vertigo schtick” Aspen and Valerie sang

“Hey!” McKenzie yelled

“Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick. I want your love. Love-love-love, I want your love”

“Love-love-love, I want your love” Talia sang with the group

“You know that I want you. And you know that I need you” Dmitri sang doing the “Quinn poses”

“'Cause I'm a freak, baby!” McKenzie yelled

“I want it bad, bad romance”

“I want your love and I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance “ The group sang

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang

“I want your love and all your lover's revenge. You and me could write a bad romance”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang with the group “Caught in a bad romance. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Caught in a bad romance”

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la. Want your bad romance” Jason and McKenzie sang with the group  “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la. Want your bad romance”

“Walk, walk fashion baby. Work it move that thing crazy” Talia sang strutting along the catwalk

“Walk, walk fashion baby. Work it move that thing crazy” Aspen and Talia sang as Aspen and Jason strutted down the catwalk

“Walk, walk fashion baby. Work it move that thing crazy” Aspen, Dmitri and Talia sang as Dmitri strutted to the front followed by McKenzie

“Walk, walk passion baby. Work it, I'm a freak baby.” Aspen, Dmitri, Talia and Valerie sang as Valerie walked down the catwalk

“I want your love and I want your revenge.” Valerie sang “I want your love, I don't wanna be friends. Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche. Je veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends.”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie and the rest of group sang

“No, I don't wanna be friends”

“Caught in a bad romance”

“I don't wanna be friends!”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh”

“Want your bad romance!”

“Caught in a bad romance”

“Want your bad romance!”

“I want your love and I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance “ The group sang

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” McKenzie sang

“I want your love and all your lover's revenge. You and me could write a bad romance”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” Jason and the group sang

“Want your bad romance!” Valerie sang

“Caught in a bad romance”

“Want your bad romance!”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh”

“Want your bad romance!”

“Caught in a bad romance”

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-Ro-ma-ma. Gaga-ooh-la-la” McKenzie and the group sang

“Want your bad romance” The group struck their final poses

“Wow, that was a lot more provocative than when we did it” Santana said to the group

“Definitely” Quinn laughed “But it was great, I love your costumes”

“Thanks Miss Fabray” Dmitri smiled

“BUT…” Quinn continued “Jason, could you explain yours?”

“Of course, I’m the male from Poker Face when Lady Gaga’s on the couch with the hairbow… I picked it due to my ability to channel Gaga’s sex appeal” Jason grinned

“Sex appeal?” Talia scoffed under her breath

“Well know that this is over I’ll be going I have a diner to open” Santana smiled “Blanchet remember you’re working the late shift. Please be on time this week”

“Yes Mrs Lopez.” Dmitri sighed

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“Okay everyone do we have any performances?” Sugar asked

“Hold on a minute Blondielocks” a voice echoed through the auditorium “Forgetting to introduce your judges?”

“Oh right, thanks for noticing the shade change too by the way” Sugar smiled as she tossed her newly blonded hair over her shoulder “Guys our judges this week are Miss Fabray, Mr Crawford and Mr Ryan” 

“Greeaaattt” Rohan moaned

“Awesome so who’s up first?” JP smiled

“We have ours ready to go” Jasmine smiled as she and the Gagas walked onto the stage from the wings

“Greetings Himeros.” Daniel said wearing gold boxer briefs “God of sexual desire. Son of Aphrodite. Lay back and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions”

“If only he was a bit older” Quinn smirked

“QUINN” JP said shocked

“I wanna be the girl under you” Melissa sang wearing the white one piece swimsuit from the video “I wanna be your G.U.Y. Yeah I wanna be the grave, unearth you. Our sex doesn't tell us no lies”

“I'm gonna wear the tie, want the power to leave you. I'm aimin' for full control of this love” Jasmine sang

“Of this love” Dmitri sang

“Touch me touch me, don't be sweet. Love me love me, please retweet. Let me be the girl under you that makes you cry” Jasmine sang

“I wanna be that guy” Dmitri sang

“G.U.Y.” The Gagas sang

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“The girl under you,”

“G.U.Y.”

“I'm gonna say the word and own you. You'll be my G.I.R.L” Jasmine sang “Guy I’m romancin’ loves to hold you. Know you'll wear my makeup well”

“I'm gonna wear the tie, want the power to leave you. I'm aimin' for full control of this love” Daniel sang

“Of this love” Melissa sang

“Touch me touch me, don't be sweet. Love me love me, please retweet. Let me be the guy under you that makes you cry”

“I wanna be that guy” Melissa sang

“G.U.Y.” The Gagas sang

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“The girl under you,”

“G.U.Y.”

“I don't need to be on top to know I'm worth it. Cuz I'm strong enough to know the truth” Dmitri sang “I just want it to be hot. Because I'm best when I'm in love, and I'm in love with you”

“Touch me touch me” Jasmine sang

“Mount your goddess” Daniel smirked

“Touch me touch me” Melissa sang

“A summer moon comes into full phase” Daniel said

“Get on top of me” Dmitri sang

“And Mars' warm spirit rams into the atmosphere” Daniel smiled

“Touch me touch me, don't be shy” Dmitri, Jasmine and Melissa sang “I'm in charge like a G.U.Y. I'll lay down, face up this time. Under you, like a G.U.Y.”

“I wanna be that guy” Jasmine sang

“G.U.Y.” The Gagas sang

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“I wanna be that guy”

“G.U.Y.” 

“The girl under you,”

“G.U.Y.”

“I wanna be that guy” Daniel sang

“G.U.Y.” The Gagas sang

“I'll wrap you right up,”

“G.U.Y.”

“I'll lie down face up,”

“G.U.Y.”

“The guy under you,

“G.U.Y.” The group sang “Achtzehn, sechzehn. Fourteen, vierzehn. Drei eins. Nein Zedd! Nein Zedd! Nein Zedd! Nein Zedd!” They struck their final poses

“Wow that was amazing you guys!” Quinn smiled “I take it you’re the Katys?”

“Um… No… We’re The Gagas…” Daniel trailed off “We just wanted to start strong”

“Well that you did” JP smiled

“Indeed, that was a wonderful performance, I look forward to your Katy songs” Adam smiled

“Well we have a number too!” Riley yelled as she and The Katys walked up to the stage

“I don’t see how you’ll top us sweetie but we can at least let you try” Libretta smirked

“We can be strong, we can be strong. Out on this lonely road, on the road to love” Riley sang as she and the Katys walked onto the stage forcing the Gagas off “We can be strong, we can be strong. Follow that unicorn on the road to love.”

“Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- Run, run with the t- R-r-r-r-run wi-wi-with the t- Run, run with the top down baby, she flies” Brock sang “Run, run with the fury of the saint in her eyes. Run, run hide your cha-cha, baby she goes. With blonde hair and a gun smoking under her toes”

“Ride, ride, pony, ride, ride. Ride, ride, pony, tonight” Alyssa sang

“We can be strong, we can be strong. Out on this lonely road, on the road to love. We can be strong, we can be strong.” The Katys all sang “Follow that unicorn on the road to love”

“I'm on the road, I'm on the road to love. I'm on the road, I'm on the road to love” Riley sang

“She's just an American riding a dream. And she's got rainbow syrup in her heart that she bleeds” Alyssa sang “They don't care if your papers or your love is the law. She's a free soul burning roads with the flag in her bra”

“Ride, ride, pony, ride, ride. Ride, ride, pony, tonight” Brock sang

“We can be strong, we can be strong.” The Katys all sang “Out on this lonely road, on the road to love. We can be strong, we can be strong. Follow that unicorn on the road to love.”

“I'm on the road, I'm on the road to love. I'm on the road, I'm on the road to love” Alyssa, Brock and Riley sang

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble 'cuz we're gonna fall in love tonight” Brock sang

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble 'cuz we're gonna drink until we die” Alyssa sang

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble 'cuz we're gonna fall in love tonight” Alyssa, Brock and Riley sang

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble 'cuz we're gonna drink until we die” Riley sang repeating die.

“Well, that was different…” Quinn said slightly shocked

“Yes, I think round one goes to the Gagas” Adam said

“I agree” JP smiled

“Well that’s Gagas one to the Katys zero” Quinn smiled “Bring on round two!”

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“Come on let’s get him!” Kurt heard a voice yell as he walked down the supposedly empty corridors of McKinley High, he whirled a saw all the hopefuls from Hairspray

“Oh hey kids” Kurt smiled as he was backed into a corner

“Where is that cast list Mr Crawford-Hummel?” Caleb snarled

“Yeah, Mr C-H why don’t you put it up and put these trolls out of their misery?” Vanessa smirked

“Guys just take a deep breath and be patient it’ll be up by the end of the week” Kurt smiled worriedly

“You said that last week” McKenzie raised her eyebrow

“And the week before that!” Alex rolled his eyes

“Okay, okay the final cast list will be up by tomorrow morning!” Kurt stammered before running away from the group

“My dad the hero” McKenzie muttered

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“Okay ladies listen up” Santana snapped as she paced in front of Dmitri and Lucas “You are my only two waiters tonight.”

“You’re kidding right?” Lucas sighed

“Unfortunately no. David has food poisoning, Elizabeth’s still on maternity leave, Vanessa, Liam and Alex all have the flu and Cole was in a car accident, and before you even try I’ve called both Jennifer and Ryan but both are busy with other things, so you two are gonna have to work double time.”

“Okay then…” Lucas looked down “But what about the singing?”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it hun” Santana shrugged as she started topping up the bar

“Well at least Jade and Garrett are here to work the kitchen and Drew can fill in for a waiter while the bar’s shut” Dmitri smiled

“Blanchet… I have called you an optimistic idiot for months… But today it’s actually kinda helpful” Santana smiled “Now flip that sign so we can start the dinner service” Dmitri did as he was told, half an hour went by and still no one came in

“Mrs Lopez… It is seven right?” Lucas asked

“It is Jeffries…” Santana said worriedly “It’s not this quiet when I’m not here… Is it?”

“Never.” Dmitri said “It’s usually packed by this time…”

“I wonder where everyone is…” Santana sighed

“Oh God…” Lucas sighed looking at his phone

“What?” Both Dmitri and Santana asked

“There’s a brand new diner having its opening night a few blocks away”

“I’m ruined” Santana sighed sinking down in the booth

“Don’t worry, the regulars are bound to come back” Dmitri smiled as he said this the door jingled and two families made their way in “See I told you Mrs Lopez, you just gotta have hope” he went at sat the families, not even twenty minutes later a steady stream came through the door and the place was packed

“Hey guys,” Lucas smiled as he greeted Jason and Valerie

“Hey, it’s Lucas right?” Valerie smiled

“Indeed it is,” Lucas smiled back

“Lovely to meet you, I’m Dmitri’s gal pal Valerie and this is my b-” She stopped suddenly

“Well it’s lovely to meet you, let me show you to a table” Lucas smiled acting like nothing happened, leading the pair to the only unoccupied table in the diner

“I’m Jason, by the way” Jason smiled

“Lovely to meet you” Lucas repeated himself just as a song started “Now if you guys will excuse me I’ve got a song to sing” he handed them the menus and walked off starting to sing “Oh no, did I get too close? Oh, did I almost see what's really on the inside? All your insecurities. All the dirty laundry. Never made me blink one time” Lucas smiled at Dmitri as he belted the chorus “Unconditional, unconditionally. I will love you unconditionally. There is no fear now. Let go and just be free. I will love you unconditionally”

“Your boyfriend’s a keeper” Valerie giggled as Dmitri walked past

“As is yours” Dmitri winked

“Come just as you are to me. Don't need apologies. Know that you are worthy. I'll take your bad days with your good. Walk through the storm I would. I do it all because I love you, I love you.” Lucas danced as he served a table their food “Unconditional, unconditionally. I will love you unconditionally. There is no fear now. Let go and just be free. I will love you unconditionally. So open up your heart and just let it begin. Open up your heart and just let it begin. Open up your heart and just let it begin. Open up your heart.”

“He’s really good, if The Warbler’s give him the solo at Regionals we’re doomed” Jason sighed

“And we’re back onto the glee club talk” Valerie muttered

“Acceptance is the key to be. To be truly free. Will you do the same for me? Unconditional, unconditionally. I will love you unconditionally. And there is no fear now. Let go and just be free. 'Cause I will love you unconditionally. Oh yeah. I will love you unconditionally. I will love you. I will love you unconditionally.” Lucas finished smiling

“That was great darling” Dmitri smiled “But I think we should concentrate on the customers”

“Are you kidding?” Lucas snarled “I put on that big song and dance routine on for you and you brush it off like it’s nothing!? Forget it I’m going on my break” Lucas snarled

“Smooth” Valerie smirked

“Quiet you” Dmitri snapped

“Sorry couldn’t help it” Valerie smiled “You know Jason and I could help you and Lucas serve”

“That sounds great” Santana smiled as she appeared from the back holding two uniforms “I don’t know if these are the right sizes but to be honest I don’t care, get yourself and your cute little boyfriend’s asses squeezed into these and I’ll consider hiring you for good”

“He’s not my boyfriend” Valerie said unimpressed

“Not caring. Start squeezing!” Santana snapped

“Come on sweetie” Valerie smiled grabbing Jason’s hand

“What are we doing?” Jason raised his eyebrow

“Helping out Dmitri” Valerie smiled

“You know I reckon if Dmitri wasn’t gay you’d be with him” Jason sighed before taking his uniform into the men’s restroom

“Smooth” Dmitri smirked quoting Valerie

“Shut it” Valerie snarled, Jason returned and was sent to go find Lucas, whilst Valerie changed. For a good twenty minutes the four worked hard and then the jukebox started up again.

“Are you kidding me?” Santana snarled “Jeffries did you set this thing to play only Katy Perry?”

“Nope” Lucas smiled panicked “It’s just a coincidence”

“Whatever. One of you four best sing now” Santana growled

“I got this” Jason smiled as he walked over to grab an order “You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity. The first time every time when you touch me. I make you bloom like a flower that you never seen. Under the sun we are one buzzing energy” Jason winked at Valerie

“Oh wow…” Valerie sighed while Dmitri laughed

“Let's pollinate to create a family tree. This evolution with you comes naturally. Some call it science we call it chemistry. This is the story of the birds and the bees.”

“Oh my God, you can’t even pay for this kind of hilarity!” Dmitri laughed harder

“Shut up” Valerie said through gritted teeth

“Even the seasons change. Our love still stays the same. You give me the hummingbird heartbeat. Spread my wings and make me fly.” Jason sang as Dmitri grabbed Lucas, the pair then began to dance behind Jason “The taste of your honey is so sweet. When you give me the hummingbird heartbeat, hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat.”

“I've flown a million miles just to find a magic seed. A white flower with the power to bring life to me.” Jason smiled as he placed another order on a table “You're so exotic my whole body fluttering. Constantly craving for a taste of your sticky sweet. I was on the brink of a heart attack. You gave me life and keep me coming back. I see the sun rise in your eyes, your eyes. We've got a future full of blue skies, blue skies. Even the seasons change. Our love still stays the same”

“Wow, I really have to check that jukebox for inappropriate songs…” Santana quipped

“You give me the hummingbird heartbeat” Jason sang as he danced around the diner with Dmitri and Lucas “Spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet. When you give me the hummingbird heartbeat, hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. You love me, you love me. Never love me not, not, oh no. When we’re in perfect harmony. You make me sound like, like a symphony”

“So he’s not your boyfriend?” Santana smirked when Valerie returned to the bar to get the next order

“No he’s not…”

“You better tell him that because he seems to think differently” Santana said as she gave Valerie both and empathetic look and the order

“Spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet. When you give me the hummingbird heartbeat, hummingbird heartbeat.” Jason continued “You give me the hummingbird heartbeat. Spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet. When you give me the hummingbird heartbeat, hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat. Oh oh. Hummingbird heartbeat” He finished and the diners all clapped just before they turned back to their meals

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“Okay you guys this is it!” Jessica smiled as the group of New Direction Hairspray hopefuls congregated in the courtyard “We’re gonna see who got which part!”

“Calm down Jess” Kendra snarled “It’s too early to be this perky”

“Sorry I can’t help it, I’m so excited”

“We figured” Melissa tossed Jessica a smile

“Anyway, let’s go see” Daniel smiled, the group made their way to the “Art’s Notices” board by the drama classroom

“Well… Here goes” Valerie gulped before she looked at the notice

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William McKinley High School’s 2019 Production of Hairspray


The Cast is still under discussion. All hopefuls are to report to The April Rhodes Civic Pavilion at 3pm this afternoon for the final verdict

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“WHAT!?” Libretta exploded “Are they having a giggle? We’ve been waiting FOREVER for this and they’re still postponing in”

“Back it up losers” Vanessa’s shrill voice echoed “I wanna personally see that I got Amber” She smirked as she, Rachel, Christina and Sarah walked up to the notice “Are they kidding I want to see that I got Amber so I can rub it in ALL of your faces”

“Whatever Anderson” Sarah rolled her eyes

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“Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Round Two of The Gaga versus Katy Extravaganza” Adam announced

“You were up all night working on that weren’t you?” Quinn raised an eyebrow

“No… Well perhaps” Adam sighed

“You Gagas ready to eat that awful makeup?” Jake laughed as he pointed to Libretta’s Applause makeup

“As long as you Katys are ready to pop you peppermints” Libretta smirked looking at Rohan who had a peppermint candy print shirt on

“Okay so the coin toss” JP said trying to diffuse the tension “Aspen would you mind calling it?” He smiled as he flipped the coin

“Heads” Aspen shrugged

“Heads it is” JP smiled “Gagas go first”

“If you want me, a cherry on top, the pick of the peck,” Libretta sang starting the song walking over to Rohan “The crème de la crop. If you want me you better do better than that tonight. Oh, Oh.” She sang running a hand down his chest

“If you want me, it takes more than a wink,” Aspen smirked as she put her hands on Riley’s waist toying with the waistband of her high waist shorts “And more than a drink and more than you think. If you want me you're gonna have to break the bank, tonight.”

“Cause some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance. But you pay the bill, cause, that's the deal.” Kendra smirked grabbing Derek’s ass

“If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart. Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.” The Gagas all sang shooing the Katys off the stage “Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost. If you can afford me”

“If you want me, I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage shed. I think you better walk by, tonight. Oh, no.” Aspen sang 

“If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity. If you want me there's no discount price tonight” Kendra sang

“But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real. Cause, nothing's free, except a lovin' me” Aspen, Kendra and Libretta sang

“If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart. Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.” The Gagas sang as they dance around the stage “Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost. If you can afford me”

“If you want me, a cherry on top. The pick of the peck, the crème de la crop” Libretta smiled as she looked Rohan in the eyes

“If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart. Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.” The Gagas sang as fake money showered over them “Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost. If you can afford… If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart. Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me. Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost. If you can afford me”

“So much gold digging, Hooters here you come” Jake scoffed

“Mr Williams another comment like that and you will sit the rest of this lesson out” Angel scolded

“Whatever, it’s our turn to perform” Jake said as he and the Katys got into place

“Hey yo Angie. Let’s hit em with the remix baby” Derek rapped as the group chanted “T.G.I.F”

“Let’s go…”

“It’s a Friday night now here we go. I ain’t no stripper but I work the pole. Bartender can you pour some more? And I’m so tipsy coming out my clothes.” Rohan rapped as he took off his shirt, Libretta bit her lip, Aspen just raised an eyebrow “Fly high high high. And I can’t see so I can’t drive. I party till I’m out my mind”

“I kiss on her but she don’t mind” Derek rapped dressed as Steve Johnson from the Last Friday Night video “Then I wake up in the morn. I got a girl in my bed like hello good morn. Don’t remember how I got her home. But Friday night it was nice and long”

“Last Friday night. Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed but I forgot” The Katys all sang as they danced around the stage “Last Friday night. Yeah we maxed our credit cards. And got kicked out of the bar. So we hit the boulevard. Last Friday night. We went streaking in the park. Skinny dipping in the dark. Then had a menage a trois. Last Friday night. Yeah I think we broke the law. Always say we’re gonna stop-op. Oh whoa oh. But this Friday night. Do it all again. This Friday night. Do it all again”

“Trying to connect the dots. Don’t know what to tell my boss” Angie sang as she danced at the front of the group dressed as Kathy Beth Terry after her makeover “Think the city towed my car. Chandelier is on the floor. Ripped my favourite party dress. Warrants out for my arrest. Think I need a ginger ale. That was such an epic fail”

“Pictures of last night. Ended up online” Jake sang dressed as Aaron Christopherson “I’m screwed. Oh well. It’s a blacked out blur. But I’m pretty sure it ruled. Damn”

“Last Friday night. Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed but I forgot” The Katys all sang as they danced around the stage “Last Friday night. Yeah we maxed our credit cards. And got kicked out of the bar. So we hit the boulevard. Last Friday night. We went streaking in the park. Skinny dipping in the dark. Then had a menage a trois. Last Friday night. Yeah I think we broke the law. Always say we’re gonna stop-op. Oh whoa oh. But this Friday night. Do it all again.”

“Do it all again” Jake sang

“This Friday night. Do it all again”

“Do it all again” Derek sang

“This Friday night. T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F.” The Katys all sang

“Let’s do this thang like every weekend” Rohan yelled

“T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F.” Derek and Rohan sang

“Now pour my drink till there ain’t nothing left.” Angie said

“T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F.” Derek and Rohan sang

“T.G.I.F.” The group chanted “Last Friday night. Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed but I forgot. Last Friday night. Yeah we maxed our credit cards. And got kicked out of the bar. So we hit the boulevard. Last Friday night. We went streaking in the park. Skinny dipping in the dark. Then had a menage a trois. Last Friday night. Yeah I think we broke the law. Always say we’re gonna stop-op. Oh whoa oh. But this Friday night. Do it all again” The group struck their poses

“Wow round two definitely goes to the Katys for me” Quinn applauded

“I disagree I think the Gagas were better” JP said

“Guess I’m the tie breaker” Adam smiled “I’m gonna go with the Katys”

“Are you kidding?!” Libretta yelled

“No their not Holland! You guys were one Seashell Bra short of looking like full blown strippers” Jake snarled

“THAT’S IT!” Sugar yelled “Jake you are to be removed from this week’s lesson you can return to glee club next week when you decide to treat others with the respect they are due”

“Are you kidding?” Jake said in shock

“No we’re not, you need an attitude change so you are not to attend any glee club meetings until next Monday.” Angel said sternly. Jake swore under his breath collected his bag and stormed out of the auditorium

“Also Miss Holland due to your outburst you are to be removed from the Gagas last performance” Sugar said

“That’s understandable” Libretta nodded solemnly, the New Directions all gasped “What?”

“You accepting something and not coming back with a slightly bitchy comment” Drew said in shock

“Well I realised while you guys were performing that this is my fault if I never said that Riley was a Katy this week wouldn’t have happened and Jake wouldn’t have been removed from the lesson” Libretta sighed

“That’s very mature of you Libretta” Sugar smiled “Right now everyone clear out Mr Crawford-Hummel has booked the auditorium for the afternoon to start Hairspray. So Hairspray hopefuls good luck, everyone else let’s go”

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“Alright, I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming today” Kurt smiled as he stood in front of the hopefuls “Now for the part you’ve been waiting for…. The cast list! This year playing Tracy Turnblad, it’s Melissa Potter!”

“Me?” Melissa grinned

“Her?” Aspen snarled

“Playing Corny Collins is Brock Dowell,” Kurt announced

“Now for my only choice for Edna Turnblad, Dmitri Blanchet” JP smiled, Kurt shot him a worried look

“Told you you’d get Edna you fat RuPaul!” Vanessa yelled sparking a few laughs from the auditorium

“Miss Anderson, this will be your only warning either stop making homophobic comments or leave” Kurt growled “Now, playing Velma is Valerie Kostas, playing her daughter Amber is Sarah Drew”

“YOU!” Vanessa bellowed turning to face Sarah “You usurping little bitch!” She snarled slapping Sarah

“MISS ANDERSON!” Kurt yelled

“I didn’t make a homophobic comment” Vanessa shrugged

“Go to the principal’s office immediately” Kurt snarled “JP make sure she doesn’t lie” He whispered to his co director “Oh and by the way Miss Anderson you’re playing Vicky”

“Who?” Vanessa raised an eyebrow

“A council member who only has one line, which is “Vicky”” Kurt smiled as Vanessa howled with rage before storming out “Now does anyone else has any comments? No? Good. Now, playing Penny Pingleton is Jessica Rimmons, Motormouth Maybelle will be played by Kendra Suazo, Seaweed J Stubbs will be Daniel Greatbach and Little Inez will be played by Christina Suazo”

“Hold on” Daniel said “Does this mean I’ll be doing this in brown face?”

“No, no, no. Due to the lack of African American auditionees we’ve decided to take a West Side Story approach so some of the coloured people will be African American and the others will be Latino” Kurt smiled

“Well that makes sense” Daniel smiled

“Link Larkin will be played by Jason Marshall, Libretta Holland will be playing Prudy Pingleton and the final main cast member is Drew Kaede as Wilber Turnblad”

“I didn’t even get a part” Aspen and Talia sighed 

“Okay so the supporting cast, as The Matron of The Big Dollhouse is Aspen Haynes-Schofield, playing Mr Pinky will be Damien Montague, Caleb DeAngelo will be playing Mr Harriman F Spritzer”

“Who?” Caleb’s face twisted with confusion

“Spritzer is the president of the Ultraclucth Corporation” Kurt smiled “Also you two boys will be playing council members as well, Caleb you’re Jesse and Damien you’re gonna be Paulie. Other council members the males will be Talia Creston as Brad, Derek Kaede as Fender, Connor Adams as Sketch, Rohan Haynes-Schofield as I.Q. Pierre Blanchet as Joey, Drew Kaede as Mickey and Alex Presley as Bix”

“Awesome so now I’m male” Talia snarled

“The girls are going to be Jasmine Roberts and Liz Presley as Tammy and Brenda respectively”

“Why’d you announce us together?” Liz interrupted Kurt

“Because Miss Presley, yourself and Miss Roberts play the two backing singers in The New Girl In Town” Kurt smiled

“YES! I’m not just a one line wonder!” Liz grinned

“Anyway, as Shelly it’s Catalina Cameron, Kristina Marshall will be playing Becky, Darla will be played by Louise Barber and the twins Noreen and Doreen will be played Alyssa and Angie Roberts respectively” Kurt grinned as walked off the stage “Oh I nearly forgot, The Dynamites are Clementine Bond, Rachel Abbot and McKenzie Crawford”

“But we’re both blondes” Rachel said confused

“Not to mention REALLY white” Clementine laughed

“Well thank God for spray tan and wigs” Kurt smiled as he shoved wigs onto McKenzie and Rachel’s heads

“I hate my life” McKenzie muttered

“Wonderful now we’ll start rehearsals with the opening number. Melissa you’re up” Kurt smiled as Melissa walked up onto the stage

“Mr Crawford-Hummel, I really hate to be a pain but is there any chance I can switch with someone… I’m not really comfortable playing Edna.”

“Neither am I to be honest, but will you please give it a go? To keep the whole Broadway feel going?”

“I’ll try but if things go bad I’m out.” Dmitri sighed

“Fair enough” Kurt smiled “You don’t need to be here for now I’ll run through your lines with you tomorrow”

“Thanks Mr Crawford-Hummel” Dmitri smiled as he left

“Dmitri!” A voice called after him

“What do YOU want?” He snarled at Daniel

“I just wanted to congratulate you on your part”

“I’m not staying as Edna” Dmitri said

“Why not? You’d be amazing”

“Why are you so obsessed with me Daniel?”

“What?” Daniel raised an eyebrow

“Seriously ever since me and Lucas started hanging out you’ve been obsessed with me”

“Because I wanna be your own personal paparazzi, following you and giving you nothing but love”

“Well, like it or not Lucas is a part of me and you’re not gonna get rid of him” Dmitri snarled before turning to walk away

“We are the crowd. We're coming out” Daniel sang chasing after Dmitri “Got my flash on it's true. Need that picture of you. It's so magical. We'd be so fantastic, oh”

“Days like this I want to drive away.” Dmitri sang back “Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade. You took my light, you drained me down. But that was then and this is now. Now look at me”

“I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me.” Daniel sang “Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's no other superstar. You know that I'll be your. Papa-Paparazzi”

“This is the part of me. That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no” Dmitri sang

“Baby you'll be famous. Chase you down until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi” Daniel sang

“I just wanna throw my phone away. Find out who is really there for me” Dmitri sang “I fell deep, you let me down. But that was then and this is now”

“Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and return. My lashes are dry - purple teardrops I cry” Daniel sang “It don't have a price. Loving you is Cherry Pie. 'Cause you know that baby I”

“I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me.” Daniel sang “Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's no other superstar. You know that I'll be your. Papa-Paparazzi”

“Throw your sticks and your stones. Throw your bombs and your blows. But you’re not gonna break my soul. This is the part of me. That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no” Dmitri sang walking away Daniel

“So you can keep the diamond ring. It don't mean anything anyway” Dmitri sang “In fact you can keep everything, yeah, yeah Except for me”

“But we still have fun” Daniel sang “I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's no other superstar. You know that I'll be your. Papa-Paparazzi.”

“This is the part of me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me… no” Dmitri sang

Promise I'll be kind. But I won't stop until that boy is mine. Baby you'll be famous. Chase you down until you love me. Papa-paparazzi”

“This is the part of me. That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no” Dmitri sang

“So I guess I know how you really feel” Daniel snarled before walking away in tears

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“Finally home” Sugar sighed she entered her front door, she hung her soaked coat on the coat rack, kicked off her heels and plopped herself onto the couch, she sighed heavily when she heard a knock at her front door, she opened it to find Valerie standing there in the pouring rain

“Miss Motta, can I come in?” Valerie asked

“Of course sweetie!” Sugar exclaimed “You’re soaked through, you must be freezing!”

“I’m fine” Valerie smiled as she walked into Sugar’s home “Wow, nice house you've got, you and your partner must be happy here”

“I haven’t got a partner Valerie” Sugar said quickly

“Oh…” Valerie looked down “That’s kinda why I’m here”

“You wanted to meet my partner?” Sugar asked confused

“No!” Valerie exclaimed “I’m just having some boy troubles”

“Oh, well that I can help with” Sugar smiled “Oh my gosh where are my manners? Please take a seat, do want anything to drink?”

“No, no I’m fine” Valerie smiled as she lowered herself cautiously onto Sugar’s couch

“Okay so tell me what’s up” Sugar smiled

“Well, there’s this guy… Ja…red. Yeah Jared.” Valerie smiled

“It’s Jason isn’t it?” Sugar smiled

“Yeah… But you can’t say anything to him” Valerie panicked

“I won’t now continue” Sugar reassured the girl

“Well we’ve been on a couple of dates and the last one he sang me a Katy Perry song”

“CUTE!” Sugar squealed

“In front of a whole restaurant of people.” Valerie sighed

“Not so cute…” Sugar sighed

“I just wanted to know what you would do” Valerie looked down, Sugar placed a hand on the young girl’s shoulder

“I would see how it felt” Sugar smiled

“How it felt, are you suggesting I sleep with him!?” Valerie looked shocked

“Sweet God NO!” Sugar said “I meant, does it feel right when you spend time with him? Do you feel safe with him? Stuff like that”

“When he hugs me, I feel like I’m safe with him, like I could let him see my dark side and he’d still have his arms wrapped around me… But it’s like he’s too eager to please me… I don’t know what to think anymore”

“Well I think I may have just the thing for you” Sugar smiled as she walked over to her stereo system “He put it on me, I put it on. Like there was nothing wrong. It didn't fit. It wasn't right. Wasn't just the size. They say you know. When you know. I don't know. I didn't feel the fairytale feeling, no. Am I a stupid girl for even dreaming that I could?” Valerie smiled as she looked at her teacher perform pouring her out in front of her “If it's not like the movies. That's how it should be, yeah. When he's the one. I'll come undone. And my world will stop spinning. And that's just the beginning, yeah.” 

“Snow White said when I was young. "One day my prince will come." So I'll wait for that date. They say it's hard to meet your match. Gotta find my better half. So we make perfect shapes. If stars don't align. If it doesn't stop time. If you can't see the sign. Wait for it. One hundred percent, Worth every penny spent. He'll be the one that. Finishes your sentences.” Sugar smiled at Valerie as the young girl remembered the times she’s loved being around Jason “If it's not like the movies. That's how it should be, yeah. When he's the one. He'll come undone. And my world will stop spinning. And that's just the beginning, oh, yeah. 'Cause I know you're out there. And you're, you're looking for me, oh. It's a crazy idea that you were made perfectly for me. You'll see.” Sugar’s smile creaked and her eyes began to water “Just like the movies. That's how it will be. Cinematic and dramatic with the perfect ending, oh.” Sugar quickly regained her façade and looked Valerie dead in the eyes “It's not like the movies, oh. But that's how it should be, yeah. When he's the one. You'll come undone. And your world will stop spinning. And it's just the beginning.” Sugar finished

“Thank you so much Miss Motta” Valerie smiled jumping up and hugging Sugar “You’re the best”

“Not a problem. Now let me give you a ride home. Not a chance you’re walking in this weather” Sugar smiled

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“Okay ladies and gentlemen, this is it the final round!” JP smiled as the glee club sat in the seats

“Wait. Why no make up or costumes guys?” Adam asked

“Well the Gaga have decided to strip back a song to showcase voices rather than our flashy costumes” Valerie smiled

“And the Katys are doing a slow stool number” Riley said

“Awesome well Katys you’re up” Quinn smiled, the Katys all took their seats on stage and the music started up

“What time is it?” Jessica said

“In your brown eyes, I walked away. In your brown eyes, I couldn't stay” Drew sang “In your brown eyes, you watch her go. And turn the record on. And wonder what went wrong. What went wrong?”

“If everything was everything. But everything is over.” The Katys all sang “Everything could be everything. If only we were older. Guess it's just a silly song about you. And how I lost you, and your brown eyes”

“In your brown eyes, I was feeling low. Cause the brown eyes, and you never know.” Jason sang looking glumly at Valerie “Got some brown eyes, but I saw her face. I knew that it was wrong. So baby, turn the record on. Play that song”

“Where everything was everything. But everything is over” The Katys sang their voices harmonising perfectly “Everything could be everything. If only we were older. I guess it's just a silly song about you. And how I lost you, and your brown eyes”

“Everything was everything. But baby it's the last show.” Jessica sang “Everything could be everything. But it's time to say goodbye, so. Get your last fix, and your last hit. Grab your old girl with her new tricks”

“Honey yeah, it's no surprise. That I got lost in your brown eyes” Drew, Jason and Jessica all sang “Brown eyes.”

“Brown, brown eyes” The Katys sang

“Your brown eyes” Jessica belted

“Brown, brown eyes”

“Got some brown eyes” Jason sang

“Brown, brown eyes”

“Your brown eyes” Drew sang finishing the song, the auditorium filled with applause

“That was great!” Quinn smiled

“Definitely!” Adam nodded

“Okay then Gagas, your turn” JP smiled the Katys filed off the stage and let the Gagas take their place on the stools

“Okay so we’ve decided on performing a stripped down version of Roar by Katy Perry” Valerie explained

“Because even though Gaga has some killer costumes and stage presence” Talia continued

“At the end of the day we realised her voice is just as commanding” McKenzie smiled as the piano player started the song

“I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath. Scared to rock the boat and make a mess. So I sat quietly. Agreed politely” McKenzie sang softly

“I guess that I forgot had a choice. I let you push me past the breaking point. I stood for nothing. So I fell for everything” Valerie sang

“You held me down, but I got up. Already brushing off the dust” Talia sang “You hear my voice, you hear that sound. Like thunder gonna shake the ground”

“You held me down, but I got up. Get ready 'cause I've had enough. I see it all, I see it now” The three girls sang

“I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. Dancing through the fire” The Gagas sang sweetly “'Cause I am a champion. And you're gonna hear me roar. Louder, louder than a lion. 'Cause I am a champion. And you're gonna hear me roar.”

“Oh. You're gonna hear me roar” Talia sang

“Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly. Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes. I went from zero. To my own hero” Valerie sang

“You held me down, but I got up. Already brushing off the dust” McKenzie and Talia sang “You hear my voice, you hear that sound. Like thunder gonna shake the ground”

“You held me down, but I got up. Get ready 'cause I've had enough” The three girls sang “I see it all, I see it now”

“I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. Dancing through the fire. 'Cause I am a champion” The Gagas all sang “And you're gonna hear me roar. Louder, louder than a lion. 'Cause I am a champion. And you're gonna hear me roar”

“Oh. You’re gonna hear me roar” McKenzie sang “Oh.”

“And you’ll hear me roar” Talia sang

“Yeah, you’re gonna hear me roar” McKenzie sang

“Roar” Valerie sang

“Roar” Talia sang

“Roar, roar, roar” McKenzie belted

“I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. Dancing through the fire” The Gagas all sang “'Cause I am a champion. And you're gonna hear me roar. Louder, louder than a lion. And you're gonna hear me roar”

“Oh, you’re gonna hear me roar” Valerie sang “Oh.”

“And you’ll hear me roar” Talia belted out

“Yeah, you’re gonna hear” Valerie sang

“Me roar” The three girls finished the song

“Wow, that was amazing” Adam grinned

“I agree it was great you guys stripped it back but kept the power through the piano and violins” JP smiled

“I think it’s a hard decision… I say you guys were equally amazing” Quinn smiled

“Same!” Adam smiled

“Well that settles it. The Gaga vs Katy week competition is over and you guys end in a tie” JP grinned, surprisingly the group all cheered and the two teams hugged

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“Well, I guess that means Katy/Gaga week is done” Libretta sighed as Friday’s glee club meeting began

“Almost, but not quite” Angel smiled “There’s still today, does anyone have any solos Katy or Gaga to do?”

“We’ve got a number!” Riley grinned

“We’ll then let’s see what you can do” Sugar grinned

“This was never the way I planned. Not my intention” Riley sang as she made her way to the stage holding Aspen’s hand

“I got so brave, drink in hand. Lost my discretion” Talia sang grabbing Libretta and taking her onto the stage “It's not what, I'm used to. Just want to try you on”

“I'm curious for you. Caught my attention” The girls both sang as all the New Direction Girls made their way forward

“I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap stick” Riley and Talia sang with the girls “I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it”

“No, I don't even know your name.” Riley sang as she slapped Jessica’s ass

“It doesn't matter” Talia grinned as she grinded on Kendra

“You're my experimental game” Riley sang as she played with Valerie’s hair

“Just human nature” Talia sang slipping her hand around Jasmine’s waist

“It's not what. Good girls do” They both sang as the girls danced around them “Not how they should behave. My head gets so confused. Hard to obey”

“I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap stick” Riley and Talia sang with the girls “I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it”

“Us girls we are so magical” Talia sang

“Soft skin, red lips, so kissable” Riley sang

“Hard to resist so touchable” Talia sang

“Too good to deny it” Riley sang

“It’s no big deal, it's innocent” The pair sang

“I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap stick” Riley and Talia sang with the girls “I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it” The auditorium echoed with applause from the boys and two teachers

“That was a very fun take girls” Sugar smiled

“Agreed!” Angel laughed “Anyone else?” She looked around and no one said a word “Well then I’ve got a little number I wanna see you guys do” She grinned as she handed out sheet music

“Oh we’ve got this” Valerie smiled as the boys made their way onto the stage

“It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M” Libretta sang “Just put your paws up. ‘Cause you were born this way, baby”

“My mama told me when I was young. We are all born superstars” Valerie sang as she, Jessica and Aspen danced a little routine “She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on. In the glass of her boudoir”

“"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are". She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe".” Jessica sang as she twirled in front of the two others “"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say"”

“I'm beautiful in my way. 'Cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way” The New Directions all sang “Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you're set. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way”

“Oh there ain't no other way. Baby I was born this way” The girls sang “Baby I was born this way.”

“Oh there ain't no other way” The boys sang “Baby I was born this way. I'm on the right track, baby”

“I was born this way” The group all sang

“Don't be a drag just be a queen” Rohan sang “Don't be a drag just be a queen. Don't be a drag just be a queen. Don't be!”

“Give yourself prudence. And love your friends. Subway kid, rejoice your truth” Dmitri sang “In the religion of the insecure. I must be myself, respect my youth”

“A different lover is not a sin” Talia sang “Believe capital H-I-M”

“Hey hey hey” Riley belted

“I love my life I love this record and. Mi amore vole fe yah”

“Same DNA”

“I'm beautiful in my way. 'Cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way” The group sang “Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you're set. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way”

“Oh there ain't no other way. Baby I was born this way” Libretta and Riley sang “Baby I was born this way.”

“Oh there ain't no other way. Baby I was born this way” Dmitri and Rohan sang “I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way”

“Queen!” Valerie sang

“Don’t be, don’t be” Talia sang

“Queen!”

“Don't be a drag, just be a queen.” Jessica sang “Whether you're broke or evergreen. You're black, white, beige, chola descent. You're Lebanese, you're orient”

“Whether life's disabilities. Left you outcast, bullied, or teased. Rejoice and love yourself today. 'cause baby you were born this way” Rohan sang

“No matter gay, straight, or bi. Lesbian, transgendered life. I'm on the right track baby. I was born to survive.” Dmitri sang

“No matter black, white or beige. Chola or orient made. I'm on the right track baby. I was born to be brave.” Libretta sang

“I'm beautiful in my way. 'Cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way” The New Directions all sang “Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you're set. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way. Baby I was born this way. Baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way. Baby I was born this way. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way”

“I was born this way hey!  I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby. I was born this way hey!” Libretta, Talia and Valerie sang with the New Directions

“I was born this way hey!  I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby. I was born this way hey!” Jessica, Riley and Rohan sang with the group

“Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.” Dmitri said smiling as the group all posed basking in the applause from Sugar and Angel, but unbeknownst to them a very jealous Jake watched from a balcony swearing vengance.

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THE END

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