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Episode Five: Auditions
Season One, Episode Fifth
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First Aired February 9, 2014
Written By Hinton
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Auditions is the fifth episode of the first season of Glee: A New Generation.

Angel and Sugar announce that the school musical is going to be started to be prepared and that JP and Kurt will be holding auditions, it'll be the clash of the divas as different people shock with what role they are auditioning for.

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Episode Five: AuditionsEdit

“Alright ladies and gentlemen we have a big announcement!” Sugar squealed as she and Angel walked down the auditorium aisle towards the New Directions

“Wait a minute” Derek said standing up “Is it just me or do you have a big announcement every week?”

“They do, and the past few have been awful” Talia rolled her eyes

“Well Miss Doom and Gloom” Sugar sighed “This is fantastic”

“Bet ya it has something to do with that gaudy musical” Jasmine rolled her eyes

“You’re on” Jason whispered

“As you all probably know the auditions for the musical have started” Sugar smiled

“Told ya” Jasmine grinned at Jason

“Well this year Mr Ryan and Mr Crawford-Hummel are putting on Hairspray” Sugar grinned

“Oh good Lord no” McKenzie sighed

“What’s your problem Hummel?” Kendra snapped

“It’s CRAWFORD! Just plain Crawford”

“Whatevs” Kendra rolled her eyes and went back to filing her nails

“Well I think it’s splendid” Melissa grinned rising from her seat

“You would” Libretta rolled her eyes “But sorry Sandra Dee, this is Hairspray, not Grease”

“My God, you’re like the personification of Amber Von Tussle”

“What did you just call me you Ariel wannabe!” Libretta yelled storming over to Melissa

“You heard me Libretta Von Cankles!” Melissa giggled

“She’s dead” Alyssa said

“I be-” Jasmine started

“NO!” Everyone yelled cutting her off, Jasmine sighed heavily and rolled her eyes

“Enough!” Angel shouted “Auditions are this afternoon and expect to see you ALL there!”

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“I can’t believe we’re actually doing this” Jessica whined as the New Directions who were auditioning sat in the wings 

“Well you could just drop out, then we could just get our parts” Vanessa grinned as she and the Femmes arrived

“Ugh, I thought I smelt bull crap” Jason rolled his eyes

“So, you’re ALL auditioning” Libretta raised an eyebrow

“No, just myself and Christina” Vanessa grinned

“Let me guess” Dmitri smirked “You’re going for Edna?” 

“No RuPaul, I wouldn’t want to take the role you were born to play” Vanessa smirked

“Hold up, hold up, hold the HELL up. Sweetie, I don’t know who you think you are, but to me… You’re no one. Nobody here cares about your pathetic scare tactics to try and take us down.” Libretta snarled “So step your pretty ass off, before I smack you into next year”

“Whatever” Vanessa snarled as she strutted onto the stage

“Umm. Miss Anderson?” Kurt looked confused “Can I help you?”

“Yes, I’d like to audition for the role of Amber Von Tussle” Vanessa smirked as the band started playing her song “I'm rolling the dice, got the wind in my hair. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend, yeah. Cause he's only nice, when there's somebody there. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend.” She sang as she skipped around the stage “It's been a minute love. Wish we'd never broke it off, oh oh oh. I hated that we separated, can't forget you no. But now I got an another, I got a ring. I got a lover, I'm about to have a mother in law. And things are kinda perfect, but I know you're frigging worth it. There's only one thing I can do to break it off, come on. I'm rolling the dice, got the wind in my hair. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend, yeah. Cause he's only nice, when there's somebody there. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend.”

“Well she captures Amber” JP said in shock, the rest of the auditionees all groaned before all filing out to sit in the auditorium

“I agree” Kurt said raising his eyebrow at Vanessa as she continued to act innocent

“Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill.” Vanessa sang “So we can run away just like we said. Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill. So we can be together like we planned. You're the one I want, everything I'm dreaming of. Don't make me break his heart into million pieces, no. But every time I'm with him, I imagine that we're kissing. And I'm wishing he was you all along. And boy I'm so committed, I'm so deep, there's no more digging. There's only one thing I can do to solve this mess, come one. I'm rolling the dice, got the wind in my hair. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend, yeah. Cause he's only nice, when there's somebody there. I'm gonna kill my boyfriend.”

“Wow, she’s butchering that poor helpless Natalia Kills song” Valerie sighed almost heartbroken

“Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill. So we can run away just like we said. Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill. So we can be together like we planned. I gotta kill my boyfriend yeah.... And I'll do the time, you're my sweetest crime. You know that I'll wait for you, baby. And we'll be apart, but you'll have heart. I'm saving it all for you, baby. And I'll do the time, you're my sweetest crime. You know that I'll wait for you, baby. And we'll be apart, but you'll have heart. I'm saving it all for you, baby. Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill. So we can run away just like we said. Kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna, Kill, kill, kill. So we can be together like we planned. Mmmm I gotta, ooh don't wanna, mmm I gotta kill my boyfriend.”

“Wow, that was great Miss Anderson” JP smiled

“Alright, continuing with Ambers we have Miss McKenzie Crawford” Kurt announced

“Well then” Sarah rolled her eyes “Everyone should just quit now”

“Um hello, I’ll be singing We Remain by Christina Aguilera” McKenzie smiled “All the ways that you think you know me. All the limits that you figured out, limits that you figured out. Had to learn to keep it all below me. Just to keep from being thrown. around, just to keep from being thrown around. Yeah every single time the wind blows. Every single time the wind blows. I see it in your face Mmm.”

“Why is she singing a love song? Amber’s a total bitch” Libretta whispered to Kendra

“Beats me, she’s got two dad’s so she’s probably a bit screwy” Kendra shrugged, Aspen overheard this and sighed

“Bigots”

In a cold night. There will be no fair fight. There will be no good night. To turn and walk away. So burn me with fire. Drown me with rain. I'm gonna wake up. Screaming your name. Yes I'm a sinner. Yes I'm a saint. Whatever happens here. Whatever happens here. We remain. Now we talk about a wasted future. But we take a good look around. Yeah we take a good look around. Yeah we know it, it hasn't been for nothing. Cause we'll never let it slow us down. No we'll never let it slow us down. Oh yeah. Yeah every single time the wind blows. Every single time the wind blows. I see it in your face. Mmm” McKenzie sang as she stood clutching the microphone stand so tightly “In a cold night. There will be no fair fight. There will be no good night. To turn and walk away. To burn me with fire. Drown me with rain. I'm gonna wake up. Screaming your name. Yes I'm a sinner. Yes I'm a saint. Whatever happens here. Whatever happens here. We remain. Said we remain, we remain” McKenzie started to belt “Burn me with fire. Drown me with rain. I'm gonna wake up. Screaming your name. Yes I'm a sinner. Yes I'm a saint. Whatever happens here. Whatever happens here. We remain”

“Thank you Miss Crawford” JP smiled “Next we have Miss Kendra Suazo” Kendra smiled at the sound of her name and strutted up to the stage

“Good luck” Libretta smiled until Aspen took the empty seat next her

“Hello gentlemen, today I’ll be singing Walking On Air by Katy Perry in my audition for Motormouth Maybelle.” Kendra smiled at JP and Kurt as the music started up “Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air. You're giving me sweet, sweet ecstasy. Yeah, you take me to utopia. You're reading me like erotica. Boy, you make me feel exotic, yeah. Just when I think I can't take anymore. We go deeper and harder than ever before. We go higher and higher. I feel like I'm already there. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. To-to-tonight, to-to”

“Hello Libretta” Aspen grinned

“Can I help you Denver?” Libretta snarled

“It’s Aspen. Good of you to stay in the same state though” Aspen rolled her eyes

“Whatever” Libretta rolled her eyes “Can I help you or can you just leave?”

“There's disco paradise, even heaven is jealous of our love.” Kendra continued to sing “Yes, we make angels cry, raining down on earth from up above. Just when I think I can't take anymore. We go deeper and harder than ever before. We go higher and higher. I feel like I'm already there. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air.”

“Well I overheard you and Kendra’s bigo-”

“Let me just stop you there Vail” Libretta snapped “I never said anything bigoted, thank you very much”

“That’s beside the point” Aspen narrowed her gaze “I just wanted to let you know that I know about your little crush on Ro, and also that he and myself have two fathers… Just food for thought” Aspen shrugged before leaving Libretta

“Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air.” Kendra sang her heart out “Heaven is jealous of our love. Angels are crying from up above. Tonight, I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. Tonight, I'm walking on air. I'm walking, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air, I'm walking on air. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'm walking on air. I'm walking on air”

“Great job Kendra” Kurt grinned “Next we have Christina Suazo. Who is… Also going for Motormouth”

“What?!” Kendra yelled

“Um… Yeah” Christina smiled shyly as she walked onto the stage “Hello I’ll be singing Walking On A-”

“Really!? Stealing my song too!” Kendra yelled

“Air, by Kerli” Christina glared at Kendra

“Oh…” Kendra said quietly

“There's a little creepy house. In a little creepy place. Little creepy town. In a little creepy world” Christina sang “Little creepy girl. With her little creepy face. Saying funny things that you have never heard. Do you know what it's all about? Are you brave enough to figure out? Know that you could set your world on fire. If you are strong enough to leave your doubts. Feel it. Breathe it. Believe it. And you'll be walking on air. Go try. Go fly. So high. And you'll be walking on air. Feel this. Unless you kill this. Go on. And you're forgiven. I knew that. I could feel that. I feel like. I am walking on air.”

“Smooth move” Libretta whispered to Kendra

“What?” Kendra said offended “I want to be Motormouth, then all of a sudden SHE’S auditioning? With a song called Walking On Air!”

“She has a little creepy cat. And a little creepy bat.” Christina sang “Little rocking chair. And an old blue hat. That little creepy girl. Oh she loves to sing. She has a little gift. An amazing thing. With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat. She will go and set the world on fire. No one ever thought she could do that. Feel it. Breathe it. Believe it. And you'll be walking on air. Go try. Go fly. So high. And you'll be walking on air. Feel this. Unless you kill this. Go on. And you're forgiven. I knew that. I could feel that. I feel like. I am walking on air. Flitter up... And hover down... Be all around. Be all around. You know that I love you. Go on...”

“For the best part of this year she’s barely said anything in her classes now all of a sudden she has the confidence to be Motormouth?” Kendra rolled her eyes

“Well… Maybe The Femmes have brought up her security levels… Cause you sure as hell don’t”

“Feel it. Breathe it. Believe it. And you'll be walking on air. Go try. Go fly. So high. And you'll be walking on air. Feel this. Unless you kill this. Go on. And you're forgiven. I knew that. I could feel that. I feel like. I am walking on air. I am walking on air” Christina finished

“That was marvellous” Kurt grinned

“Thank you” Christina smiled as she went and sat with The Femme Fatales

“Next we have Brock Dowell” JP announced

“Hello, I will be going for the part of Link Larkin” Brock grinned “And for my audition I will be singing In My Place by Coldplay”

“As if he’s got leading man potential” Sarah rolled her eyes

“In my place, in my place. Were lines that I couldn't change. I was lost, oh yeah. I was lost, I was lost. Crossed lines I shouldn't have crossed. I was lost, oh yeah. Yeah, how long must you wait for it?” Brock sang “Yeah, how long must you pay for it? Yeah, how long must you wait for it, oh, for it? I was scared, I was scared. Tired and under-prepared. But I'll wait for it. If you go, if you go. Leave me down here on my own. Then I'll wait for you, yeah. Yeah, how long must you wait for it? Yeah, how long must you pay for it? Yeah, how long must you wait for it, oh, for it?”

“He’s got a great voice” JP whispered to Kurt

“Yes, but I’m still not sure about him being Link” Kurt whispered back

“Singing. Please, please, please. Come back and sing to me. To me, to me. Come on and sing it out, now, now. Come on and sing it out to me, me. Come back and sing it. In my place, in my place. Were lines that I couldn't change. And I was lost, oh yeah. Oh yeah.”

“Thank you Brock” JP smiled “Next is Libretta Holland”

“Good luck” Kendra grinned

“Hello, I’ll be singing Cooties from Hairspray as I’m going for Amber”

“Whenever you’re ready” JP rolled his eyes

“Nessa Anderson, this is for you.” Libretta smirked as Vanessa’s face dropped “They came from way far out, outer space. And with her help they may destroy the human race. She's got cooties, cooties. They've found a place to nest. She's got cooties, cooties. If I were her I'd be depressed. Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs. "Eww, get 'em away from me, get 'em away from me ... ewww!!" In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell. Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell”

“How dare she?!” Vanessa growled

“She's got cooties, cooties. Nobody wants to sit by her. She's got cooties, cooties. She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur. Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot. Hurry, get your cootie shot. Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out. She's got cooties, cooties. She's just as friendly as can be. She's got cooties, cooties. She'll show them cootie hospitality. She's got cooties, cooties. She's like a living twilight zone. She's got cooties, cooties. Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone. Black, white, red, green every colour in between. Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down. Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too. And that's for you”

“Wow, that was very… Rude” JP said

“We have a no bull-” Kurt started

“No you don’t!” Libretta yelled “Vanessa has mercilessly teased and even outed a boy in New Directions as a transvestite and NOBOY did anything the glee club had to!” She stormed off the stage and out of the auditorium with Kendra quickly following her out

“Well… Moving on” Kurt sighed “Next is Jessica Rimmons”

“Hello” Jessica said as she walked onto the stage “I will be singing Lana Del Rey’s Ride”

“Wonderful, but what role are you going for?” Kurt asked

“Oh, either Tracy or Penny” Jessica smiled “I've been out on that open road. You can be my full time daddy. White and gold. Singing blues has been getting old. You can be my full time baby. Hot or cold. Don't break me down. I've been travelin' too long. I've been trying too hard. With one pretty song. I hear the birds on the summer breeze. I drive fast, I am alone in the night. Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble. But I, I've got a war in my mind. So, I just ride, just ride. I just ride, just ride.”

“Wow, she’s good” JP smiled

“Yes… She is” Kurt said smirking

“Dying young and I'm playing hard. That's the way my father made his life an art. Drink all day and we talk 'til dark. That's the way the road dogs do it – ride 'til dark. Don't leave me now. Don't say good bye. Don't turn around. Leave me high and dry. I hear the birds on the summer breeze. I drive fast, I am alone in the night. Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble. But I, I've got a war in my mind. I just ride, just ride. I just ride, just ride. I'm tired of feeling like I'm totally crazy. I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes. It's all I've got to keep myself sane, baby. So I just ride, I just ride. I hear the birds on the summer breeze. I drive fast, I am alone in the night. Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble. But I, I've got a war in my mind. I just ride, just ride. I just ride, I just ride.” Jessica finished

“Very well done” JP smiled “Next we have Daniel Greatbach”

“Hello, I will be performing Kris Allen’s song Monster in my audition for Link” Daniel smiled as he looked at Dmitri

“Fitting title” Dmitri whispered to Valerie

“Just when you had me down. I go changing my ways. And I wait till the moon is out. It's just part of my game. This is a cautionary cry to you. Before you figure out what I've been turned into.” Daniel sang pouring his heart into the song “Just close your eyes and try to think it over. You realize I'm not the man you know, boy. I hypnotize ya. I paralyze ya. Go on and scream 'cause nobody's gonna find ya. Did I ever think to tell you that I am a monster? You have never seen this side of me. Maybe I should wear a warning that says that there's danger. If you ever get too close to me.”

“He never told us, but we figured it out” Valerie whispered as she held Dmitri’s hand

“I've been telling you to run away. But you say you're not scared. But when I break your heart some day. Boy you need to be prepared. So listen close I got a dirty little secret. The kind that takes away the air you try to breathe in. You won't believe it. Until you feel it. If your love is blind I guess that's why you didn't see it.”

“Why does he keep singing boy when the lyrics say girl?” Vanessa wondered out loud

“Not a clue maybe he’s gay” Sarah shrugged

“What’s it to us anyway” Catalina smiled worriedly

“You know something, don’t you?” Vanessa smirked

“Me? Nope. Nothing.”

“Bull, you stayed behind and spied on him and Dmitri a few weeks back” Sarah said

“Shut it Sarah” Catalina said through gritted teeth

“Did I ever think to tell you that I am a monster? You have never seen this side of me. Maybe I should wear a warning that says that there's danger. If you ever get too close to me. Well you don't know. What I know. And you don't know. What I know. That you're not safe. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Did I ever think to tell you that I am a monster? You have never seen this side of me. Maybe I should wear a warning that says that there's danger. If you ever get too close to me. Did I ever think to tell you that I am a monster? You have never seen this side of me. Maybe I should wear a warning that says that there's danger. If you ever get too close to me. Did I ever think to tell you that I am a monster?”

“Thank you Mr Greatbach” JP smiled

“Yes, that was fantastic” Kurt grinned

“Thank you” Daniel smiled as he walked off the stage to find Vanessa in his path

“You know you should watch what slips out subconsciously pretty boy” Vanessa smirked

“What are you on about?” Daniel rolled his eyes

“You’re gay” Vanessa smiled

“You told?!” Daniel screamed at Catalina

“No, I wouldn’t dare!” Catalina said almost in tears

“Whatever!” Daniel snarled “Well if you think that’s bad, your co-captain is a big ol’ lesbian” Daniel smirked at Vanessa

“What? You’re lying”

“No, it’s true” Rachel sighed

“RACHEL!” Catalina screeched

“But if you don’t like it, you’re out V” Sarah said standing in between Catalina and Vanessa

“Oh yeah Drew?” Vanessa smirked “You and what army?”

“This army” Christina snarled as The Femmes all joined Sarah

“And you’ll have to get through us too” Aspen said as the New Directions members joined The Femmes

“Whatever” Vanessa sighed as she sat next to Catalina “Kitty Cat, you know you’re like my sister. Why on earth did you feel like you couldn’t tell me?”

“Because you’re a bigot?” Daniel suggested

“Shut it Butt Boy!” Vanessa yelled

“That’s why!” Catalina wailed “You treat ANYONE who’s different like they’re dirt under your feet. Even V felt your wrath when she joined the New Directions”

“Sweetie, Valerie betrayed me, there’s a difference between going against me and liking girls” Vanessa smiled as she hugged Catalina

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“So Derek” Angie smiled approaching his locker

“No.” Derek said quickly

“You haven’t even heard what I had to say” Angie whined

“I don’t need to” Derek snapped “I definitely don’t want a second date with you!”

“But the first one went so well”

“For you maybe!” Derek exclaimed “I sat there while you argued with Dmitri over how he sang Move wrong for a good twenty minutes, then sat there for the next hour and a half while you complained about everything!”

“Did I really complain that much?” Angie looked down embarrassed

“Yes. You did” Derek snarled before leaving her standing alone.

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“Okay next we hav-” Kurt started

“Excuse me Mister Crawford-Hummel?” A voice said interrupting

“Yes, Miss Drew?” Kurt rolled his eyes

“I know my name isn’t on the list but… Is there any chance I could audition?”

“Um… Sure” Kurt smiled “You can go now, otherwise I’m likely to forget”

“Awesome” Sarah smiled as she walked onto the stage “Hello, my name’s Sarah Drew and I’ll be singing Who’s That Girl by Robyn in my audition for the role of… Amber Von Tussle”

“Well she’s dead” Brock said quickly

“It’s a shame, she’s actually a really nice girl” Valerie sighed

“Good girls are pretty like all the time” Sarah sang “I'm just pretty some of the time. Good girls are happy and satisfied. I won't stop asking until I die. I just can't deal with the rules. I can't take the pressure. It's got me saying ooh, yeah... Who's that girl that you dream of? Who's that girl that you think you love? Who's that girl, well I'm nothing like her. I know there's no such girl. I swear I can't take the pressure. Who's that girl?”

“Wow, she’s actually has a great voice” Aspen said shocked

“Shame they don’t show her off more” Daniel agreed

“Good girls don't say no or ask you why. I won't let you love me until you really try. Good girls are sexy like everyday. I'm only sexy when I say it's okay.” Sarah sang the song like it was her life story “I just can't deal with the rules. I can't take the pressure, oh no. It's got me saying ooh, yeah… Who's that girl that you dream of? Who's that girl that you think you love? Who's that girl, what if I'm nothing like her. I know there's no such girl. I swear I can't take the pressure. Who's that girl? Let's play a game that you've never tried. You be the girl and I'll be the guy. Let's pretend everything has changed, and then. Would you love me any different? I just can't deal with the rules. I can't take the pressure, oh no. Who's that girl?”

“I smell mutiny brewing” Vanessa snarled under her breath

“Who's that girl that you dream of? Who's that girl that you think you love? Who's that girl, what if I'm nothing like her. I know there's no such girl. I swear I can't take the pressure. Who's that girl? Who's that girl? Who's that girl that you dream of? Who's that girl that you think you love? Who's that girl, what if I'm nothing like her. I know there's no such girl. I swear I can't take the pressure. Who's that girl?” Sarah finished

“Very well done” JP smiled

“Thank you very much for auditioning” Kurt grinned “Next is Talia Creston”

“Hello, I will be auditioning for Tracy Turnblad and singing Devils Don’t Fly by Natalia Kills” Talia looked at Valerie who sent her an awkward thumbs up “I heard the angels call again. I threw myself a party. Chardonnay and oxy. I stopped the screams inside my head. I remember when you had me. Floating high like Sid and Nancy. They say it's not the answer but I can't carry on. 'Cause I got nowhere, no one, without you girl I'm done. And when I'm gone, remember you're the one. And just because I fight don't mean that I never learned how to love. You know devils don't fly. So don't expect me not to fall. Devils don't fly. But God we almost had it all. But I got chains and you got wings. You know that life ain't fair sometimes. Devils don't fly. But I try.”

“Well she has got the emotional capability for the role” JP said

“I’m not sure… There’s something not so leading lady about her” Kurt frowned puzzled

“What's a girl to do when she's not strong? When everyone that holds my hand, gets cut from all the thorns? I used to put my ear against the wall. To hear the screams, to hear the fall. More reasons to escape it all. And it's not the answer but I can't carry on. I give my best smile, my last dime. But I'm always getting wrong. It's not 'cause I'm young or from a broken home. Maybe I just fight 'cause I don't know where I belong. You know devils don't fly. So don't expect me not to fall. Devils don't fly. But God we almost had it all. But I got chains and you got wings. You know that life ain't fair sometimes. Devils don't fly. But I try.”

“Looks like you have an admirer” Dmitri smiled at Valerie

“No, this is her swan song to me” Valerie smiled back

“How do you know?”

“She’s dating Riley” Valerie smiled proudly

“Angels were never meant to fall. And you were the loveliest of all. If I thought God could fix it. I'd pray for your forgiveness. But I've been cast down, thrown out. When I crossed to the other side. No, devils don't fly! You know devils don't fly. So don't expect me not to fall. Devils don't fly. But God we almost had it all. But I got chains and you got wings. You know that life ain't fair sometimes. Devils don't fly. But I try. But I try.”

“Well done” JP smiled “That was beautiful”

“Thank you very much for that Miss Creston” Kurt nodded “Next is Dmitri Blanchet”

“Hello, I’ll be going for the part of Link Larkin” Dmitri smiled “I’ll be singing Human by Christina Perri”

“Whenever you’re ready” JP smiled

“I can hold my breath. I can bite my tongue. I can stay awake for days. If that's what you want. Be your number one. I can fake a smile. I can force a laugh. I can dance and play the part. If that's what you ask. Give you all I am. I can do it” Dmitri sang “I can do it. I can do it. But I'm only human. And I bleed when I fall down. I'm only human. And I crash and I break down. Your words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up and then I fall apart. 'Cause I'm only human”

“Wow, he’s great” JP smiled

“Yes, but again… Leading male potential… Link is meant to be a heartthrob” Kurt shrugged “Dmitri isn’t”

“I can turn it on. Be a good machine. I can hold the weight of worlds. If that's what you need. Be your everything. I can do it. I can do it. I'll get through it. But I'm only human. And I bleed when I fall down” Dmitri sang tears forming in his eyes “I'm only human. And I crash and I break down. Your words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up and then I fall apart. 'Cause I'm only human.”

“What do you suppose he’s thinking about?” Daniel whispered to Valerie

“Not you. That’s for sure” Valerie said unimpressed

“I'm only human. I'm only human. Just a little human” Dmitri sang as he flashed back to the night before where he rehearsed it in front of Lucas “I can take so much. 'Till I've had enough. Cause I'm only human. And I bleed when I fall down. I'm only human. And I crash and I break down. Your words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up and then I fall apart. 'Cause I'm only human” He finished snapping back to reality

“Thank you Mr Blanchet” Kurt smiled

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“I wonder how everyone’s going with their auditions” Jasmine said as the rest of New Directions sat in the courtyard waiting for their friends, when all of a sudden Libretta and Kendra came up to them

“Hey girls” Riley grinned “How’d it go?”

“We were great but those frigging Femmes turned up” Libretta sighed plonking herself down next to Jasmine

“Christina went for the same part as me AND sang a song with the same title for her audition” Kendra rolled her eyes as she took a seat

“So where are the others?” Rohan asked

“The auditions are still going…” Libretta sighed “I was called rude for calling Vanessa out in song and so I left”

“Ah… Has Aspen performed yet?” Rohan asked

“Not that I know of when we left only Vanessa, Kendra, McKenzie, Christina, Brock and myself had auditioned but we left a while ago…”

“Then why didn’t you join us sooner?” Alyssa rolled her eyes

“Because we couldn’t find y’all” Kendra sighed

“Well maybe we should just wait and see how long the others are” Jake smiled

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“Next up is Melissa Potter” JP announced

“Hello, I’ll be auditioning for Tracy and singing I Can Hear The Bells” Melissa grinned widely “I can hear the bells, well don't you hear 'em chime? Can't you feel my heart-beat keeping perfect time? And all because he... Touched me. He looked at me and stared yes he… Bumped me. My heart was unprepared when he... Tapped me. And knocked me off my feet, one little touch now my life's complete 'cause when he... Nudged me. Love put me in a fix yes it... Hit me. Just like a tonne of bricks, yes my heart burst now I know what life's about, one little touch and love's knocked me out and... I can hear the bells. My head is spinning. I can hear the bells. Something's beginning. Everybody says that a girl who looks like me can't win his love well just wait and see 'cause...”

“Looks like her?” Vanessa scoffed “Reeks of virginity like her is more like it”

“I can hear the bells. Just hear them chiming. I can hear the bells. My temperature's climbing. I can't contain my joy 'cause I've finally found the boy I've been missin'. Listen! I can hear the bells. Round 1. He'll ask me on a date, and then... Round 2. I'll primp but won't be late, because. Round 3's. When we kiss inside his car! Won't go all the way but I'll go pretty fa-ar. Round 4. He'll ask me for my hand, and then... Round 5. We'll book the wedding band, so by... Round 6. Amber, much to your suprise, this heavy-weight champion takes the prize and I can hear the bells. My ears are ringing.”

“You’re not the only one sweetheart” Louise giggled

“I can hear the bells. The bridesmaids are singing. Everybody says that a guy who's such a gem, won't look my way well the laughs on them 'cause. I can hear the bells. My father will smile. I can hear the bells. As he walks me down the aisle. My mother starts to cry but I can't see 'cause Link and I are french kissin'. Listen! I can hear the bells.”

“No dear, that’s just tinnitus” Vanessa rolled her eyes

“I can hear the bells. My head is reeling. I can hear the bells. I can't stop the peeling. Everybody warns that he won't like what he'll see but I know that he'll look inside of me yeah... I can hear the bells. Today's just the start 'cause. I can hear the bells and. Till death do us part and. Even when we die we'll look down from up above remembering the night that we two fell in love. We both will shed a tear and he'll whisper as we're remanisn'. Listen!  can hear the bells. I can hear the bells. I can hear the bells.” Melissa belted

“Wow, that was great!” Kurt grinned

“Well done” JP smiled at the small red head

“Next is Drew Kaede” Kurt said, Drew went running up to the stage

“Hi, I’m Drew and I’ll be performing Ladies Choice from Hairspray” Drew grinned “Hey little girl with the cash to burn. Well I'm selling something you won't return. Hey little girl take me off the shelf. 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself. Once you've browsed through the whole selection. Shake those hips in my direction. A prettier package you never did see. Take me home and they unwrap me. Shop around but little darlin'. I've got to be. The ladies' choice. Ladies' choice. The ladies' choice.”

“Don’t tell me” JP rolled his eyes “This one isn’t a heartthrob either?”

“Not particularly” Kurt sighed

“Hey little girl looking for a sale. Test drive this American male. It's going to take cash to fill my tank. So let's crack open your piggy bank. Hey little girl goin' window shopping. I got somethin traffic stopping. Hey little girl on a spending spree. I don't come cheap but the kisses come free. On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree. I'm the ladies' choice. The ladies' choice. The ladies' choice. Wow! Hey little girl on a spending spree. I don't come cheap but the kisses come free. On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree. Oh, hey little girl listen to my plea. I come with a lifetime guarantee. One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three. It's the ladies' choice. I'm the ladies' choice. The ladies' choice. I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice. I'm the ladies' choice.” Drew finished panting after the vigorous dance routine

“Thank you Mr Kaede” JP smiled

“Now our final Link audition” Kurt smiled “Jason Marshall” Jason walked up onto the stage and grabbed his guitar

“Hello, I’ll be singing Yesterday by The Beatles” Jason smiled and caught Valerie’s eye

“Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh, I yesterday came suddenly. Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.” Valerie smiled at Jason and gave him a shy thumbs up

“OOH, now you’re the admirer” Dmitri giggled

“Cram it” Valerie snapped punching him lightly in the arm

“Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play. Now I need a place to hide away. Oh, I believe in yesterday. Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play. Now I need a place to hide away. Oh, I believe in yesterday. Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm”

“That was marvellous Jason” Kurt grinned

“Next we have Aspen Haynes-Schofield” JP smiled

“Hello, I’ll be singing Starring Role by Marina and The Diamonds in my audition for Tracy Turnblad” Aspen grinned “You're hard to hug, tough to talk to. And I never fall asleep, when you're in my bed. All you give me is a heartbeat. I've turned into a statue. And it makes me feel depressed. Cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed. You don't love me, big frigging deal.  I'll never tell, you how I feel. You don't love me, not a big deal. I'll never tell you how I feel. It almost feels like a joke to play out the part. When you are not the starring role in someone else's heart. You know I'd rather work alone, than play a supporting role. If I can't get the starring role. Sometimes I ignore you so I feel in control. Cause really, I adore you, and I can't leave you alone. Fed up with the fantasies, they cover what is wrong. Come on, baby, let's just, get drunk, forget we don't get on”

“She’s good” JP grinned

“But doesn’t command the stage” Kurt quipped “Plus… Morbid, very morbid”

“You're like my dad, You'd get on well. I send my best, regards from hell. It almost feels like a joke to play out the part. When you are not the starring role in someone else's heart. You know I'd rather work alone, than play a supporting role. If I can't get the starring role. I never sent for love, I never had a heart to mend. Because before the start began, I always saw the end. Yeah, I wait for you to open up, to give yourself to me. But nothing's ever gonna give, I'll never set you free. Yeah I'll never set you free. It almost feels like a joke to play out the part. When you are not the starring role in someone else's heart. You know I'd rather work alone, than play a supporting role. If I can't get the starring role. The starring role”

“Thank you Miss Haynes-Schofield” JP smiled

“Thank you for letting me audition”

“Finally we have Miss Valerie Kostas” Kurt grinned as Valerie took to the stage

“Hello I too am going for Amber Von Tussle” Vanessa shot a dirty look at Valerie

“You little cow” She muttered

“And I will be singing Never Again by Kelly Clarkson” Valerie grinned “I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green. I hope when your in bed with her, you think of me. I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well. Could you tell, by the flames that burned your words. I never read your letter. 'Cos I knew what you'd say. Give me that Sunday school answer. Try and make it all OK. Does it hurt to know I'll never be there? Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere. It was you, who chose to end it like you did. I was the last to know. You knew exactly what you would do. And don't say, you simply lost your way. She may believe you but I never will. Never again”

“Why do I feel this is directed at you?” Rachel asked Vanessa

“Shut up Abbot” Vanessa hissed

“If she really knows the truth, she deserves you. A trophy wife, oh how cute. Ignorance is bliss. But when your day comes, and he's through with you. And he'll be through with you. You'll die together but alone. You wrote me in a letter. You couldn't say it right to my face. Give me that Sunday school answer. Repent yourself away. Does it hurt to know I'll never be there? Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere. It was you, who chose to end it like you did. I was the last to know. You knew exactly what you would do. And don't say, you simply lost your way. They may believe you but I never will. Never again”

“Girls we’re leaving” Vanessa said in a huff

“No, you’re leaving” Sarah rolled her eyes

“Whatever!” Vanessa stormed away from the group

“Never again will I hear you. Never again will I miss you. Never again will I fall to you. Never. Never again will I kiss you. Never again will I want to. Never again will I love you. Never. Does it hurt to know I'll never be there? Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere. It was you, who chose to end it like you did. I was the last to know. You knew exactly what you would do. And don't say, you simply lost your way. They may believe you but I never will. I never will. I never will. Never again.” Valerie finished glaring at Vanessa who glared back before leaving the auditorium

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THE END

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