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Episode Three: Girl Power
Season One, Episode Three
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First Aired December 17, 2013
Written By Hinton
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Girl Power is the third episode of the first season of Glee: A New Generation.

When a bitter Vanessa catches Valerie and Dmitri dress shopping for the New Directions' Sectionals look, Dmitri's large secret of being a transvestite is revealed which makes him come under fire from not just the school but some members of New Directions. But Angel quickly sets the task for the New Directions to sing about girl power to empower Dmitri to be himself.

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Episode Three: Girl PowerEdit

“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, congratulations on your third place win!” Sugar smiled as she and Angel walked down the aisle towards the group sitting in the front row at Monday afternoon’s glee club meeting.

“Thanks Miss Motta” Jessica smiled

“Now, we have Sectionals coming up soon and we’re gonna need some wardrobe committee members to start looking for dresses for the girls and a matching look for the boys” Angel said

“Typical females” Derek rolled his eyes “How about a setlist?”

“We have plenty of time for that Mr Kaede.” Sugar sighed “Anyway any volunteers?” She paused “No? Well, guess I’ll just pick two of the top students in our class.” She walked over to where Valerie and Dmitri sat “Mr Blanchet, Miss Kostas. You are the two heads of the wardrobe committee”

“Yay” The pair sighed in unison

“I expect you to have at least three looks by tomorrow morning” Sugar smiled

“The rest of you, we want some ideas for solos and group numbers” Angel said “So bring you’re best ones to Glee tomorrow and we’ll start discussing the setlist”

“Awesome so, club dismissed” Sugar announced

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“Can you believe we have to do this?” Valerie sighed as she scowled at a pink, ruffled dress she fished out from the racks

“I’m actually kinda loving it” Dmitri smiled as he walked out of one of the dressing rooms in a powder blue shirt and black dress pants

“Because you don’t have to try on these monstrosities” Valerie rolled her eyes thrusting the dress toward Dmitri

“Sad thing is, I’d love to…” Dmitri sighed

“Wait, what?” Valerie said placing the dress back on the racks

“I… I… I enjoy dressing up like a girl secretly” Dmitri whispered

“Really?” Valerie asked “That’s really cool!”

“You really think so?”

“YES! I mean having a transvestite on the New Directions will make us-”

“No.” Dmitri cut her off “I’m a SECRET transvestite… The point is to keep it a SECRET… I don’t want to be Unique 2.0, plus Miss Adams would think you’re forcing me into it…” He sighed

“Well, can you show me?” Valerie smiled

“Fine.” Dmitri snapped “But please, don’t tell ANYONE”

“I won’t I promise” Valerie grinned. Dmitri sighed heavily as he walked over to a rack full of blue dresses, he picked out a sky blue, tulle dress with a sequined sweetheart neckline, he quickly scurried into the changing room with a pair of black heels and got changed.

“Valerie? What are you doing here?”

‘Oh God I know that voice anywhere’ Valerie narrated ‘Oh crap if Vanessa sees Dmitri dressed as a girl she’s gonna spread it round the school MUCH faster than she spread the rumour that Clementine Bond has herpes… Which she keeps protesting she doesn’t but… Crap side tracked… I better say something otherwise she’s gonna get really mad’

“Vanessa… I’m just shopping for a dress… For my sister’s… Wedding! Yeah her wedding” Valerie lied

“Really!?” Vanessa squealed “Which one?”

“Um… Anita!” Valerie smiled

“Really?” Vanessa narrowed her glare “Last time I heard she didn’t have a boyfriend”

“Umm… she met him on-lie. I mean line! Online, yeah” Valerie started to babble

“You’re babbling my dear sweet Val. What are you hiding?” Vanessa growled

“I’m ready V!” Dmitri called

“Who’s that Val?” Vanessa’s smirk grew wider

“No Dmit-!” Valerie cried but it was too late Dmitri exited the changing room in the dress to see Vanessa standing there, Vanessa looked him up and down, and laughed quickly whipping out her cell phone and taking a picture

“Well done Lady Boy” Vanessa grinned “You’ve just destroyed all hope that the New Directions had left. Ciao losers!” Vanessa cackled as she left the boutique

“I’m dead. I’m dead” Dmitri said breaking down into tears and falling onto the floor

“I’m so sorry Dmitri!” Valerie said patting him on the back

“Get my phone. I need to call an emergency meeting” Dmitri said quickly and Valerie quickly did as she was told. Dmitri snatched the phone and quickly typed the message

‘Meet me at Santana’s Spotlight in 20 minutes. Emergency’

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“Oh you poor thing” Drew sighed as he, Daniel, Valerie, Aspen, Pierre and Dmitri’s eldest brother Sven all crowded together in a booth

“Great, just great. You HAD to do it in public didn’t you!?” Pierre snapped

“Pierre!” Sven growled “Leave. Him. Alone.” Pierre sighed and rolled his eyes in response

“This is ALL my fault. I’m so sorry Dmitri” Valerie sighed

“It’s fine V, I agreed to do it, it’s my own fault” Dmitri sighed as he cleaned the table

“Still. You expressing who you are shouldn’t mean you get persecuted” Aspen said

“It’s been that way for YEARS sweetheart.” Daniel rolled his eyes “Only in our generation have we seen, all fifty states finally acknowledge gay marriage as a legal marriage”

“BLANCHET!” A voice bellowed

“Coming Mrs Lopez!” Dmitri answered “Thanks for your help guys, I’ll see you tomorrow” Dmitri smiled as he showed his friends out

“Mitri” Sven started before Pierre shoved him out of the way to get to the door “Don’t take what Pierre said to heart.”

“I’m not going to… He’s just as scared as I am… He’s just showing it differently”

“When’d you get so smart?” Sven laughed as he kissed Dmitri’s forehead “I’ll see you when your shift ends, I love you”

“I love you too Sven” Dmitri smiled as Sven left

“Well ain’t that cute?” A voice came from behind him

“Mrs Lop-”

“Save it Blanchet.” Santana Lopez said “You’re lucky you’re talented otherwise I wouldn’t keep you here…”

“Thanks… I think…”

“Anyway, we have a newbie and I want you to teach him the ropes” Santana smiled “Dmitri Blanchet meet Lucas Jeffries” Dmitri smiled as Lucas walked into the restaurant from Santana’s office.

“We meet again Songbird” Dmitri laughed

“Indeed we do Directioner” Lucas giggled

“Aw, young love” Santana mocked them “Just make sure he learns everything, also Dani is duty manager tonight. What she says goes Blanch.” Santana smiled

“Yes ma’am”

“Good boy. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to go look after my daughter”

“Alright Songbird, how’d you find out I worked here?” Dmitri snarled after Santana left “Stalking isn’t as cute as the movies make it seem”

“I didn’t until just now” Lucas said “Look believe it or not, my family actually live in Lima, I just commute to Westerville.”

“Oh well in that case, get ready cause dinner rush is beginning” Dmitri smirked flipping the closed sign

“Wait what?” Lucas stammered “You’re throwing me off the deep end?”

“What’s wrong Warbler?” Dmitri laughed “Can’t swim?”

“Bring it on pretty boy” Lucas smiled as customers started to enter the restaurant, Dmitri watched as Lucas took orders and served people quickly

“Damn newbie, you’re good” Dmitri smirked at Lucas, just as Lucas was about to answer music started to pour out of the jukebox “Now we’ll see how good you really are” Dmitri smirked

“What do you mean?” Lucas asked worriedly

“You’re a singing waiter genius” Dmitri rolled his eyes “That jukebox is filled with HUNDREDS of instrumental tracks and when a song starts up someone has to hit the floor and perform, and seen as you’re new. The floor is yours!” Dmitri smiled

“But this a duet… Sing with me?” Lucas pleaded

“Fine” Dmitri rolled his eyes as he strutted to a table with their food “I feel good, I walk alone. But then I trip upon myself and I fall.” Dmitri sang as he served the table “I, I stand up, and then I'm okay. But then you print that stuff. That makes me want to scream”

“So do what you want. What you want with my body. Do what you want. Don't stop, let's party” Lucas sang as he danced over to a table 

“Do what you want. What you want with my body. Do what you want. What you want with my body” They both sang as the other waiters and waitresses joined in dancing

“Write what you want. Say what you want 'bout me. If you wanna know that I'm not sorry” Lucas sang

“Do what you want. What you want with my body. What you want with my body.” Dmitri belted

“You can't have my heart. And you won't use my mind but. Do what you want” Lucas sang 

“With my body” Dmitri and Lucas sang as they twirled one another around

“Do what you want” Lucas sang again

“With my body”

“You can't stop my voice cause. You don't own my life but” Dmitri sang as he and the waitresses strutted round serving more food as they went “Do what you want”

“With my body” The pair sang 

“Do what you want”

“With my body”

“Early morning, longer nights. Tom Ford, private flights.” Dmitri sang as he and the waitresses danced around the bar “Crazy schedule, fast life. I wouldn't trade it in. 'Cause it's our life”

“Now let's slow it down...” He sang with the waitresses

“I could be the drink in your cup” Lucas sang as he and the waiters joined Dmitri and the waitresses “I could be the bacc in your smoke. Your pusha man, ya I got what you want. You wanna escape all of the crazy stuff. You're the Marilyn, I'm the president. And I'd love to hear you sing, babe”

“Do what I want. Do what I want with your body” Lucas and the waiters sang “Do what I want. Do what I want with your body.”

“Back of the club, taking shots, getting naughty.” Dmitri and the waitresses sang “No invitations, it's a private party. Do what I want. Do what I want with your body. Do what I want. Do what I want with your body”

“Ya we taking these haters and we rough 'em up. And we lay in the cut like we don't give a stuff” Lucas sang “You can't have my heart. And you won't use my mind but. Do what you want”

“With my body” Dmitri and Lucas sang as they served a table together

“Do what you want” Lucas sang

“With my body”

“You can't stop my voice cause. You don't own my life but” Dmitri and the waitresses sang as they climbed on the bar “Do what you want”

“With my body” Dmitri and Lucas sang 

“Do what you want” 

“With my body”

“Sometimes I'm scared I suppose. If you ever let me go. I would fall apart” Lucas sang taking Dmitri’s hand “If you break my heart”

“So just take my body. And don't stop the party” Dmitri sang as he jumped off the bar into Lucas’ arms “You can't have my heart. And you won't use my mind but. Do what you want”

“With my body” Dmitri and Lucas sang 

“Do what you want”

“With my body”

“You can't stop my voice cause. You don't own my life but” Lucas and the waiters sang “Do what you want”

“With my body” Dmitri and Lucas sang 

“Do what you want” 

“With my body”

“Do what you want with me” Dmitri and the waitresses sang “What you want with my body. Do what you want with me. What you want with my body”

“Do what you want with me.” Lucas and the waiters sang “What you want with my body. Do what you want with me”

“What you want with my body” Dmitri and Lucas finished, the dining patrons clapped politely before turning back to their meals

“Well newbie… Guess you can keep up” Dmitri shrugged

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“You guys don’t all have to walk me in” Dmitri rolled his eyes as the New Directions all walked surrounding him

“Yeah, we do Dr. Frank-N-Furter… Unless of course you want to die” Derek snarled

“Trans-phobe” Aspen muttered

“Let’s just try and make it through this day without me getting murdered” Dmitri sighed

“Oh my gosh! There he is!” They heard one girl yell, the whole hallways burst into hysterics at poor Dmitri and that’s when he saw them. Hundreds, no thousands of high definition, practically poster size photos of him in the blue dress.

“Well, there goes New Directions” Kendra heard Libretta sigh as she walked past

“What are you on about?” Kendra snapped

“Well sweetie pie NOBODY is gonna wanna join the misfits now you’re a drag show” Libretta rolled her eyes

“Actually I think it’s pretty cool” Jasmine smiled “Kendra, I’m in”

“Well, if she’s doing it… And Derek’s actually part of the club, I’m joining too” Angie smiled joining her sister

“And my condition had to be them joining, so I’m joining too!” Alyssa squealed

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Dmitri sat in history class, he could feel all the stares:

‘Although I can’t hear them I know what they’re all thinking, “what a freak”, I can’t help it if I like dressing in drag’ Dmitri narrated ‘I’ve always liked wearing girly clothes, and my mum always thought it was cool… I guess she really wanted a daughter but I was the next best thing. I guess the signs had always been there… I mean when I was five for Christmas I got a dolls house, while Pierre got a football…’

“Mr Blanchet” Max interrupted Dmitri’s thoughts “Mr Ryan would like to see you in his office”

“Alright” Dmitri sighed before picking up his belongings and leaving

‘I guess… I was always too girly… But I don’t want to be a girl… I guess everyone’s right… I’m just a freak…’

“You wanted to see me Mr Ryan?” Dmitri asked entering JP’s office

“Ah Dmitri, just the man I wanted to see” JP smiled brightly

“And why would that be?”

“Because I wanted to talk to you about this” JP said before producing one of the photos

“Oh” Dmitri sighed

“So, I guess my first question is, well… What do you consider yourself?”

“I consider… Considered myself as a secret transvestite… I know it’s weird… But… Yeah…” Dmitri avoided eye contact

“And now you’re getting a lot of abuse for this aren’t you?”

“Yes sir” Dmitri said shame faced

“Well. I’m disappointed with this generation then. It was only two years back that gay marriage was legalised and people are still making fun of “fags” and “lady boys” it’s just not right…”

“Excuse my asking but… Why are you so bothered? You’re straight” Dmitri spat

“It’s rude to assume everyone’s straight Mr Blanchet. I’m just as gay as you.” JP said casually “That’s why I got hired instantaneously, Mr Schuester felt that having a LGBT counsellor would be great for the LGBT students”

“Huh… But again… Why am I here?” Dmitri sighed

“I am trying to set up an LGBTS Alliance here at McKinley and need a student president”

“No. Please GOD. No.” Dmitri moaned “It’s bad enough I’m the freaky lady boy but to be the King Queen!  No freaking way Mr Ryan!”

“Please just think it over” JP sighed as the bell rang “Enjoy your next class”

“I won’t. Trust me”

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“You are a cold heartless bitch” Valerie snarled as she stormed up to Vanessa’s locker

“Who me?” Vanessa said innocently “I’m not the one who made him try it on sweetie”

“Don’t you DARE make me the bad girl here!” Valerie snapped

“But you are Valerie.” Vanessa smirked before receiving a hard, painful slap across the face Valerie glared at Vanessa intensely as she started to sing

“Shut up. Nobody cares what you have to say, ay, ay. Shut up. Nobody's listening to you anyway, ay. You got your eye liner done wrong. Fake nails too long. Fingers all up in my face. Trying to put me in my place”

“And you. Think you. Can just say what you wanna. But tonight I'm gonna gonna” They both sang as they shoved each other

“Smack you. Right across your lips. Gonna lose your lipstick. Cause you keep on talkin' ish.” Vanessa sang as she punched Valerie in the chest 

“I'm gonna kick you. Right between your hips” Valerie sang as she kicked Vanessa’s shin “Cause you're such a catty bitch. And for me it's such a switch. Cause I'm usually such a lady, uh whoa. But tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch”

“Bitch, bitch, bitch.” Vanessa sang as she threw punches wildly in Valerie’s direction “Bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch”

“Bitch, bitch, bitch.” Valerie sang as she kicked Vanessa’s feet out from under her “Bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch. Speak up”

“Shut up” Vanessa sang as she glared at Valerie from the floor

“I know it's hard to talk with swollen lips, ay, ay. Now get up. Oh wait. Let me take my heels out between your hips, hey, ay, ay” Valerie sang as she dug her heel into Vanessa’s side

“You got your eye liner done wrong. Fake nails too long. Fingers all up in my face. Trying to put me in my place” Vanessa sang as she tugged on Valerie’s leg making Valerie fall on top of her

“And you. Think you. Can just say what you wanna. But tonight I'm gonna gonna” They both sang as they wrestled

“Smack you. Right across your lips. Gonna lose your lipstick. Cause you keep on talkin' ish.” Valerie sang as she slapped Vanessa

“I'm gonna kick you. Right between your hips” Vanessa sang as she kicked Valerie in the stomach “Cause you're such a catty bitch. And for me it's such a switch. Cause I'm usually such a lady, uh whoa. But tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch”

“Sticks and stones, they have their place.” Valerie sang as she stumbled to her feet “When words don't work and you can't walk away. You brought-out a side of me that I don't like. I bet next time you'll think twice. Bitch”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa.” Vanessa sang as she used the lockers to get up off the floor “But tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa”

“I'm gonna smack you. Right across your lips. Gonna lose your lipstick. Cause you keep on talkin' ish” They both sang as they tugged on each others hair and pushed each other into the lockers “I'm gonna kick you. Right between the hips. Cause you're such a catty bitch. And for me it's such a switch. Cause I'm usually such a lady, uh whoa. But tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch” They finished

“You bitch! I made you who you are!” Vanessa screamed “And you’re choosing that FAG over me!?” 

“You didn’t make me anything you slut” Valerie spat before punching Vanessa in the stomach, Vanessa fell to the floor “Maybe you should think twice about messing with me…” Valerie smirked before kicking Vanessa in the side and walking away

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“Valerie!” Sugar said in shock as she arrived at the glee meeting “What the hell happened to you?”

“I smacked a bitch” Valerie said plainly before taking a seat next to Derek

“Um… Okay… Well, now that you’re all here we have an audition and then I have you assignment for the week” Angel smiled

“What happened to the Sectionals assignment?” Daniel asked

“We’ve got plenty of time” Angel reassured him “Now please welcome, the Roberts sisters”

“Come take my hand.” The three girls sang “I won't let you go. I'll be your friend. I will love you so deeply. I will be the one to kiss you at night. I will love you until the end of time.”

“Why do I think this is Angie’s choice?” Jessica whispered to Kendra

“Hmm… I wonder” Kendra laughed

“I'll be your baby. Now promise not to let you go.” Angie sang as she strutted forward “Love you like crazy. Now say you'll never let me go. Say you'll never let me go”

“Say” Alyssa and Jasmine sang underneath her

“Say you'll never let me go. Say you'll never let me go” 

“Say”

“Say you'll never let me go”

“Take you away from here.” Jasmine sang “There's nothing between us but space and time.”

“I'll be your own little star.” Alyssa sang “Let me shine in your world. In your own little universe. Make me your girl”

“Come take my hand.” The three girls sang “I won't let you go. I'll be your friend. I will love you so deeply. I will be the one to kiss you at night. I will love you until the end of time.” The three girls struck their final pose, the New Directions clapped for them, Angie winked and blew a kiss at Derek, sending Jessica and Kendra into a laughing fit.

“Well done ladies” Sugar said ignoring Jessica and Kendra “Welcome aboard, now Miss Adams, the assignment”

“Well Miss Motta how’s about we sing about this lesson?” Angel smirked “Why not!” Sugar squealed “HIT IT!” She yelled to the band, as the music started she and Angel began to dance around the auditorium

“I come home in the morning light. My mother says when you gonna live your life right?” Angel sang “Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones. And girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun”

“The phone rings in the middle of the night. My father yells what you gonna do with your life?” Sugar sang pitch perfectly “Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one. But girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have”

“That's all they really want!” The pair sang together “Some fun! When the working day is done. Girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.”

“Girls. They want. Wanna have fun. Girls. Wanna have” The New Direction Girls sang

“Some boys take a beautiful girl. And hide her away from the rest of the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.” Angel sang

“Oh, girls. They wanna have fun. Oh, girls. Just wanna have” Sugar sang “That's all they really want. Some fun.”

“When the working day is done. Girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.” The pair sang

“Girls. They want. Wanna have fun. Girls. Wanna have” The New Direction Girls sang

“They just wanna,” Sugar and the girls sang “They just wanna. They just wanna”

“Oh.” Angel sang

“They just wanna.”

“Girls just wanna have fun.”

“Oh.”

“Girls just wanna have fun” Angel and Sugar sang

“They just wanna. They just wanna.” Angel and the girls sang as they all danced around the stage “They just wanna. They just wanna.”

“Oh.” Sugar belted

“They just wanna.”

“They just wanna have fun.”

“Girls just wanna have fun.” Angel and Sugar sang “When the workin'. When the working day is done. Oh, when the working day is done. Oh, girls. Girls. Just wanna have fun. They just wanna. They just wanna. When the working day is done. Oh, girls. Girls. Just wanna have fun.” The pair finished

“That was AMAZING!” Drew applauded them “But um.. How does it relate to the lesson?” The girls all sighed and walked down to their chairs except Alyssa, Angie and Jasmine who took a seat on the stage

“Well, with this awful happening” Angel started

“Dmitri was outed as a tranny, it’s not like he died” Derek rolled his eyes

“Well that may be how you see it Mr Kaede but many alumni of this club have been part of the LGBT community”

“Five have” Sugar rolled her eyes

“Way to kill it Sugar.” Angel sighed “My point is, glee club is about acceptance and understanding and what Dmitri needs right now is support, so you guys will be singing girl power songs to encourage him, and other students, to be themselves”

“Wonderful” Derek rolled his eyes

“Oh shut up Derek” Jessica rolled her eyes in disgust

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The girls and Dmitri sat in the courtyard as they ate their lunch

“Hey lady boy!” Caleb laughed as he and The Troubletones walked past; Alex and Clementine quickly shoved him.

“Sorry” Alex mouthed before the group walked off 

“That was so rude!” Jessica sighed

“I am so gonna beat that snarky little face of his” Talia growled

“You know what?” Kendra smirked “I have a better idea”

“Oh yeah, what?” Talia rolled her eyes

“Proving we’re better than him” Kendra smiled as she unzipped her band and produced a pair of speakers from it. She plugged in her iPod and the music to Run The World (Girls) began to blast through the speakers “Dmitri, would you like to be an honorary girl and care to lead us?”

“I’d love to!” Dmitri smirked as he stood up an began to sang “Girls! We run this motha, yeah. Girls! We run this motha, yeah. Girls! We run this motha, yeah. Girls! We run this. Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!” Talia sang as the girls all rose and began to strut around with Dmitri

“Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha?” Jasmine sang

“Oh! Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run this motha?”

“Oh! Girls!”

“Who run this motha?”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha? Oh!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!” Aspen sang

“Girls!” The other yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Some of them men think they freak this like we do.” Angie sang as she hopped up onto one of the tables “But no they don't. Make your cheques come at they neck. Disrespect us, no, they won't”

“Boy, don't even try to touch this” Kendra sang

“Touch this” The others sang

“Boy, this beat is crazy”

“Crazy”

“This is how they made me” 

“Made me”

“Milan, Italy baby”

“Baby”

“This goes out to all my girls. That's in the club rocking the latest. Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later” Alyssa sang

“I think I need a barber. None of these haters can fade me. I'm so good with this. I remind you I'm so hood with this” McKenzie sang

“Boy, I'm just playing, come here, baby. Hope you still like me, if you pay me.” Jessica sang

“My persuasion can build a nation. Endless power, our love we can devour. You'll do anything for me. Who run the world? Girls!” Valerie sang

“Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha?” Melissa sang

“Oh! Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run this motha?”

“Oh! Girls!”

“Who run this motha?”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha? Oh!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!” Jessica sang

“Girls!” The other yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“It's hot up in here. DJ don't be scared to run this, run this back.” Talia sang "I'm repping for the girls who taking over the world. Help me raise a glass for the college grads”

“Anyone rolling I'll let you know what time it is, check. You can't hold me.” Aspen sang 

“Can't hold me” The others sang

“I work my 9 to 5 and I cut my cheque”

“This goes out to all the women getting it in. You on your grind.” Dmitri sang “To other men that respect what I do. Please accept my shine”

“Boy I know you love it. How we're smart enough to make these millions. Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business” Jasmine sang

“See, you better not play me.” Alyssa sang

“Me” Angie sang

“Don't come here baby” 

“Baby”

“Hope you still like me. If you pay me!”

“My persuasion can build a nation. Endless power, our love we can devour. You'll do anything for me. Who run the world? Girls!” Melissa sang

“Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha?” Aspen and Liz Presely sang as she and The Troubletone Girls joined the dancing and singing

“Oh! Girls!” The others yelled

“Who run this motha?”

“Oh! Girls!”

“Who run this motha?”

“Girls!”

“Who run this motha? Oh!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!” Clementine, Kendra and Kristina sang

“Girls!” The other yelled

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who run the world? Girls!”

“Girls!”

“Who are we? What we run? The world!” The groups both sang

“Who run this motha?” Catalina sang she and The Cheerios joined

“Who are we? What we run? The world!” The three groups all sang together

“Who run this motha? Yeah!” Catalina, Liz and Valerie sang

“Who are we? What do we run? We run the world!” 

“Who run this motha? Yeah!” Angie, Kristina and Talia sang

“Who are we? What we run? The world!”

“Who run the world? Girls! Girls!” Dmitri finished the song with a fist pump and the girls all followed leaving their fist in their air

“This is a united front for equality!” Catalina yelled “No freedom till we’re all equal and no longer scared to be ourselves!” 

“Wow, she’s good at this” Valerie whispered to Dmitri who giggled

“You know something don’t you?”

“Maybe” Dmitri poked his tongue out

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“That was cute little stunt you pulled out there Lizzy” Caleb snarled when she walked into Troubletone practise

“Who crapped in your coffee this morning Weedling” Liz spat

“Nobody. I’m just slightly annoyed that you’re showing support for the New Directions.”

“I don’t support them per se, just the equality they’re standing for”

“You’re standing up for gay rights?” Caleb scoffed, Liz rolled her eyes and moved in closely to Caleb’s ear

“You’re one to talk DeAngelo. Have you forgotten that I know your little secret?” Liz whispered

“Don’t you dare” He snarled quietly, she pulled herself away and laughed loudly before turning to address The Troubletones

“Ladies and gentlemen, do you all support this equality movement the New Directions have going at the moment” She smirked

“Yeah” a lot of them replied

“Good, then Caleb has a little announcement”

“Liz.” Caleb hissed

“What? Too shy Caleb?” Liz smirked “Then I’ll tell them. You see everyone he’s…”

“Bisexual” Caleb finished “But I lean more towards boys than girls. Happy Liz?”

“Ecstatic.” Liz smiled as she took her seat next to Alex

“I can’t believe you” Alex snarled before moving seats

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“Alright ladies and gentlemen does anyone have their performances?”

“No.” Jason sighed “Because Derek here refuses to join in”

“It’s a stupid idea” Derek rolled his eyes “How’s about we all just turn up in drag? That’ll make Dmitri feel SOOOOO much better”

“You know what Derek?” Valerie sighed turning to him “You need to have more respect! Girls are not like the fairytales portray us”

“Yeah” Kendra smiled “We’re a lot tougher. We can slay our own dragons”

“Oh my gosh!” Alyssa gasped “That gives me an idea” She ran over to the band and whispered something “Ladies, follow my lead!” She yelled as the music started up she and her sisters began to dance, then before she knew it all the girls were up on the stage with them “When I was just a little girl. My mama used to tuck me into bed. And she'd read me a story.” Alyssa sang

“It always was about a princess in distress. And how a guy would save her. And end up with the glory.” Kendra sang

“I'd lie in bed. And think about. The person that I wanted to be” Melissa sang

“Then one day I realized. The fairy tale life wasn't for me.” Valerie sang as they girls all grouped together on the stage

“I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,” The girls all sang as they all danced together “Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar. Waiting for somebody to come and set me free”

“Come and set me free” Aspen sang

“I don’t wanna be like someone waiting. For a handsome prince to come and save me. Oh I will survive. Unless somebody's on my side. Don't wanna depend on no one else. I’d rather rescue myself.”

“Someday I'm gonna find someone. Who wants my soul, heart and mind.” Angie and Jasmine sang “Who's not afraid to show that he loves me. Somebody who will understand I'm happy just the way I am.”

“Don't need nobody taking care of me.” Talia sang

“I will be there” Jessica and McKenzie sang

“I will be there for him just as strong as he will be there for me. When i give myself then it has got to be an equal thing”

“I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,” The girls all sang “Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar. Waiting for somebody to come and set me free”

“Come and set me free” Aspen sang

“I don’t wanna be like someone waiting. For a handsome prince to come and save me. Oh I will survive. Unless somebody's on my side. Don't wanna depend on no one else. I’d rather rescue myself.”

“I can slay” Jessica and McKenzie sang 

“I can slay” Aspen sang 

“My own dragons.”

“My own dragons”

“I can dream my own dreams.”

“My own dreams”

“My knight in shining armour”

“Shining armour”

“Is me.”

“So I'm gonna set me free.” Aspen, Jessica and McKenzie sang

“I'm not gonna be like Cinderella. Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar. Waiting for somebody to come and set me free” The girls sang

“Oh, oh” Aspen sang

“I don’t wanna be like someone waiting. For a handsome prince to come and save me. Oh I will survive. Unless somebody's on my side. Don't wanna depend on no one else. I’d rather rescue myself.” The girls all finished and all struck fighting poses, all the boys applauded, except Derek

“Call me old fashioned but those fairytales are how it should be” Derek spat

“Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee we go” Jason rolled his eyes

“No, that’s enough!” Angel snapped “I want you boys to have a song by tomorrow and that. Is. FINAL!”

_____________________________________________________________________________________ “Jason! Wait up!”

“Urmmm… Hey Valerie, can I help you?” Jason asked confused

“I just… I really liked what you said back there” Valerie smiled

“What? “Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee we go”?” Jason laughed

“Yeah… I kinda liked how you weren’t putting up with Derek’s attitude.”

“Well. I always like to see the best in people”

“Even in awful people like me?” Valerie sighed her hair falling over her face

“What?” Jason asked shocked “You’re not awful, you’re sweet and kind and funny and loyal” He smiled as he brushed Valerie’s hair over her ear

“Really?” She looked him deep in the eyes

“Really” He said awkwardly, she looked down before putting her hand on his chest and leaning in slowly

“VALERIE!” They both turned to see a fuming Vanessa staring at them

“You better go Jase, I don’t want to see you get hurt” Valerie sighed

“I want to stay and protect you” Jason said fiercely

“I’m not Cinderella Jason” Valerie laughed “Plus she’s twisted, she’ll never actually stab me… You, she would stab in a heartbeat” She shrugged

“I want to stay” Jason repeated

“Go. Now.” Valerie snarled, Jason looked down then looked back into her eyes nodded and left

‘Great job Jase!’ He scolded himself ‘The one of the prettiest, nicest, most perfect girls at this school was interested in you and you had to go all macho! Well done loser!’

“What do you want Van” Valerie sighed

“What the hell was with your impromptu, misfit Beyoncé performance?!” She spat

“We want equality for ALL girls. Straight, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or transvestite. It doesn’t matter to us” Valerie snarled

“So it was a power anthem for RuPaul?” Vanessa laughed

“Stop calling him names Vanessa! You don’t even know him”

“Oh sweetie, he waits tables and dresses like a girl. That’s all I want and NEED to know about that pansy”

“You know what Vanessa, we’re through. Delete my number. My snapchat. My twitter AND I’m blocking you on facebook. You’re dead to me.” Valerie said coldly before turning and walking away, silently sobbing. Jason, who had watched the whole thing happen, watched as Vanessa’s sank to the floor in tears.

‘So this is what heart break feels like…’ Vanessa narrated ‘A thousand tiny knives stabbed into your heart before it shatters into millions of pieces never being able to be put back together. I loved her, not in a “let’s hop on the train to lesbo-central” way… She was like family to me… I thought I was always gonna be with her… And now it’s all gone’

“Vanessa?” She heard breaking her thoughts

“What do YOU want?” She snarled looking up at Jason.

“I saw everything and I just want to say, you deserved everything you received” Jason snarled before leaving her

‘Who does that Nerdy Little Twat think he is!’ Vanessa thought ‘They thought I was mean before? Well they best prepare for full blown hell’ She started to cackle

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“I still don’t know why we’re changing the song” Drew rolled his eyes

“Cause I’ve been thinking” Derek sighed “Girl Power is cool and all that but the lesson is to make Dmitri feel accepted”

“And how exactly do you think this song does that?” Brock said whilst facepalming

“Because, it’ll objectify him. Just like most girls” Derek smirked

“You’re an idiot” Brock sighed

“Whatever. Dmitri’s busy in the costume room getting trannied”

“Really? Trannied?” Daniel said not being able to fathom how idiotic this plan was “WHATEVER!” Derek sighed dramatically “He thinks we’re performing Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

“He’s not gonna like this” Daniel sighed

“Just trust me will ya!” Derek snarled

“Whenever you’re ready guys” Sugar rolled her eyes

“As soon as Dmitri gets back” Derek smiled

“I’m here!” Dmitri smiled as he walked out in a dress, wig and heels. Earning a few catcalls from the girls and Daniel whistling “Stop it!” Dmitri blushed

“You look beautiful” Valerie smiled

“Thank you now, boys, shall we?” Dmitri smiled

“Sure thing” Derek smiled “Hit it!” He yelled at the band

“Let’s go girls” Dmitri sang “Come on. I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright. Gonna let it all hang out. Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice. Yeah, I wanna scream and shout”

“It’s not the way she smiles with a little laugh.” Derek sang “It’s not the way she looks in a photograph. But all the boys, they crowd around”

“The best thing about being a woman. Is the prerogative to have a little fun and” Jason sang

“Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady. Men's shirts-short skirts. Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin' it in style.” The boys all sang

“She can’t sing, she can’t dance. But who cares? She walks like Rihanna!” The boys except Dmitri sang, Dmitri laughed as they all drifted into two groups. Dmitri, Daniel and Jason and Derek, Drew and Brock

“Have you seen that girl? Have you seen her With the way she moves you wanna kiss her.” Brock sang blowing Dmitri a kiss, they both laughed as he pretended to catch it “She’ll be the girl of your dreams if you can close your eyes”

“We don't need romance we only wanna dance. We're gonna let our hair hang down” Daniel sang

“The best thing about being a woman. Is the prerogative to have a little fun and” Dmitri sang

“And all the boys, they crowd around” Drew sang

“She can’t sing, she can’t dance. But who cares? She walks like Rihanna!” Brock, Derek and Drew sang “She can’t sing, she can’t dance.”

“Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman!” Daniel, Dmitri and Jason

“She walks like Rihanna! She walks like Rihanna!” Derek and Drew belted

“Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom” All the boys except Dmitri sang “Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom! Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom! Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom!”

“The best thing about being a woman. Is the prerogative to have a little fun. Fun, fun” Dmitri sang

“Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy forget I'm a lady.” All the boys sang “Men's shirts short skirts. Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin' it in style. Oh, oh, oh, get in the action feel the attraction. Color my hair do what I dare. Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel.”

“Man! I feel like a woman!” Dmitri sang

“Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom!” The others sang

“I get totally crazy”

“Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom!”

“Come, come, come on baby”

“Our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom!”

“Woo! Woo! Woo!”

“Our hearts go boom boom!”

“I feel like a woman!” Dmitri finished. The girls all stood and applauded the group

“Well done boys, that was a good mashup” Angel smiled

“It was Derek’s idea” Dmitri smiled

“Now that I find hard to believe” Sugar sighed

“Um… Miss Motta, Miss Adams? Can I say something?”

“Sure Dmitri” Angel smiled

“I want to thank you all for this… I really loved being able to share this with you guys… But I don’t think this week is finished… We have one last song… For the whole school. So tomorrow at lunch each of us will dress as a different colour of the rainbow and perform one last song… With me as a girl” Dmitri smiled

“Are you sure you’re ready?” Jason asked worriedly

“Yeah” Brock agreed “Don’t push yourself out there for us D”

“It’s fine guys. It’s time this school was shook up” Dmitri grinned as the whole group cheered

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“Are you sure you wanna do this Frank-N-Furter?” Derek asked as the group walked in a huddle with Dmitri in the middle

“Whoa, déjà vu” Melissa laughed

“I don’t care what people think. They can write what they want-” Dmitri smiled

“Say what they want about us” Melissa sang “If they wanna know, we’re not sorry” The whole group laughed

“There she is!” Vanessa yelled as the New Directions entered the courtyard “Come on out Dmitria!” Dmitri sighed heavily as he walked out from the middle of the group, the whole crowd gasped as they saw Dmitri in full drag, wig, dress, heels, everything. The whole crowd began to laugh.

“HEY!” Clementine Bond yelled as she and The Troubletones muscled their way to Dmitri “This transphobic crap has got to stop! It’s hard enough to be a woman in this world! But to be a transgender like Miss Adams or a transvestite like Dmitri is even harder! And that’s why we Troubletones aren’t gonna stand by and let this prejudice continue and in support of New Directions fight for equality we are joining them with this number. HIT IT!” The music started up and the crowd spread out so they had a performance space

“I suppose I should tell you what this bitch is thinking.” Kristina sang “You'll find me in the studio and not in the kitchen. I won't be bragging 'bout my cars or talking 'bout my chains. Don't need to shake my ass for you 'cause I've got a brain”

“If I told you 'bout my sex life, you'd call me a slut. When boys be talking about their hoes, no one's making a fuss." Clementine sang “There's a glass ceiling to break, uh-huh, there's money to make. And now it's time to speed it up 'cause I can't move at this pace”

“Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say.” Liz sang “I'll go ahead and say them anyway. Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits.”

“It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch. It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here for a bitch.” The Troubletones sang “It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here”

“You're not a size six, and you're not good looking.” Alex sang “Well, you better be rich, or be real good at cooking. You should probably lose some weight. 'Cause we can't see your bones. You should probably fix your face or you'll end up on your own”

“Don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you?” Liz sang “Have you thought about your butt? Who's gonna tear it in two? We've never had it so good, uh-huh, we're out of the woods. And if you can't detect the sarcasm, you've misunderstood”

“Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say.” Kristina sang “I'll go ahead and say them anyway. Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits.”

“It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch. It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here for a bitch.” The Troubletones sang “It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here”

“A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch. A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch.” Clementine, Kristina and Liz “A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch. A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch”

“Inequality promises that it's here to stay. Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not going away. Inequality promises that it's here to stay. Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not going away” Caleb sang

“Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say. I'll go ahead and say them anyway” Clementine sang “Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits”

“It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch. It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here for a bitch.” The Troubletones sang “It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here. It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch. It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard. It's hard out here for a bitch. It's hard, for a bitch, for a bitch. For a bitch, it's hard It's hard out here” The group finished and struck they’re poses with the boys on all fours and the girls standing with one foot on their back

“Wow… We’re gonna suck compared to that…” Jessica sighed

“Don’t fret” Valerie grinned “Thank you so much Troubletones. That was a marvellous performance, but if you wouldn’t mind we have a performance for the school as well”

“By all means, the floor is yours” Caleb snarled through a fake smile. The Troubletones moved as the New Directions got into place and the music began

“HERE WE GO!” Valerie shouted

“Feel the adrenaline moving under my skin. It's an addiction such an eruption.” Jessica sang “Sound is my remedy feeding me energy. Music is all I need.”

“Baby, I just wanna dance. I don't really care I just wanna dance.” Jason sang “I don't really care... care... care”

“Feel it in the air... yeah” Dmitri sang “She's a mean and crazy dita disco diva... and you wonder: Who's that chick? Who's that chick?” New Directions sang “Too cold for you to keep her. Too hot for you to leave her. Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick?”

“Back on the dancefloor bad enough to take me home.” Melissa and Talia sang “Bass kicking so hot blazing through my beating heart. French kissing on the floor, heart is beating hardcore. Heard everybody is getting a little tipsy on the crazy juice. This will end up in the news”

“Baby, I just wanna dance. I don't really care I just wanna dance” Aspen sang “I don't really care... care... care”

“Feel it in the air... yeah” Daniel sang

“She's a mean and crazy dita disco diva... and you wonder: Who's that chick? Who's that chick?” New Directions sang “Too cold for you to keep her. Too hot for you to leave her. Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick?”

“Ultra sexual, the night has got me love sprung. I won't stop until the sun is up oh yeah. My heart is a dancer beating like a disco drum oh oh uh oh” Derek sang

“Ultra sexual, the night has got me love sprung. I won't stop until the sun is up oh yeah. My heart is a dancer beating like a disco drum. Beating like a disco drum... beating like a disco drum...” Kendra sang

“She's a mean and crazy dita disco diva... and you wonder: Who's that chick? Who's that chick?” New Directions sang “Too cold for you to keep her. Too hot for you to leave her. Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick? Who's that chick?” They finished and the group fell to the ground with Dmitri posing in the middle. The Troubletones instantly started clapping followed by Catalina and The Cheerios, then finally the whole student body was clapping… Well nearly the whole student body.

“I get you my tranny and that little bitch too!” Vanessa snarled


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THE END

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